Recent reviews by pyotr novyydom

It's ok

After this expansion I have hard time to NOT-get elected. Flags on streetcorners and couple nationalistic songs and I'm ready to put machineguns to the hands of the police and get the curfew going from 8 am. to 10 pm. Death penalty is a rule more than a exception. Ethnic clensings was just a clever thing to get votes away from the other guy.


Still it's fun as hell. I think I have made some scary utopia. Everyone is healthy, almost everyone is wealthy and happy. Still haven't found a way to get rid off the commies and liberals for good...

This is funny for a hour.

Then you regret it.

Then you wish you would have believed me.

I tought this was some cute game full of cute girls. And maybe some cartoon porn. My cute princess was killed in 6 different ways in the 3 hours I tried this game out.

Don't kill my cute cartoon girls. It makes me sad. 4/10

I really liked the part where the cubes jumped around and the narrator told me something but I was too bored to listen.

8/10

Lol I peed on someone.

10/10

The book was good. The game was good.

How the hell does this game exist?

Somebody saw some flash-games where you could eat smaller planets and become bigger planet and repeat this. This guy made money with that idea. The guy who made that flash game in early 2000's still lives in his mothers basement.

Also this game tries to make you think it has plot to this scenario. No it doesn't. You will still buy it because you liked that flash game you played back in the early 2000's? I knew it.

It's ok..ish? 7/10

If you use the weird hoverthingies you can climb over the heightlimit and go driving around the skybox. Also it had dinosours at some point. But they won't really bother you if you keep driving in circle and just not care about them.

You are a autist who likes dinosours so you will buy it even if I say that this game is worse than Hitler.

9/10 it has dinosaurs.

I really liked the part where I stared to stuff and mumbled something incoherrent.