Recent reviews by Little Seizures Pizza

Okay, I was a Fallout bigot for the longest time. But I ended up taking a little bite out of this Crabby Patty just like Squidward did and I ended up loving it.

All it takes for someone to shoot themselves in the face is sit across the table from me.

I don't usually play online video games, if ever, but getting this game was one of the better gaming decisions I've made. Re-uniting with my friends and having a crap ton of fun really cheered up my life, even if a little.

Nixxes are doing God's work with these ports.
Now, how about that Bloodborne;)

One of the greatest RPGs of all time. Absolutely timeless.

As a hardcore Gears of War fan that has been with the franchise since the beginning, I cannot possibly recommend this.

The game itself is fun, I suppose, but far from perfect and the inconsistent Versus experience really makes the whole thing feel sour.

At least Horde is fun, I guess.

This port should have been aborted.

Something is getting bigger, and it's not my nose.

This game is sick.

this game has a nice pair of tits

Absolutely flawless port; runs like a dream.

Now can we PLEASE get Bloodborne?