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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:33am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:29am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 11:53am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:18am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 11:52am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 5:06pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:29am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:18pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:30am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:39am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:39am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:18pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:22pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:24am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:22am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:38pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:03pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:29am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:02pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 2:38pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:39am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:39am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:22pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:24pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:36pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:31pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:22pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:35pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:08pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:22pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:53am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:12am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:16pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:06am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:39am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:22pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:27pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:30pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:39am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:39am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:39am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:26am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:21pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:16pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 2:38pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:47pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:18am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 11:25am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:22pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:00pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:25pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:21pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:32pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:57pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:00pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:26am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:08pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:08pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:30pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:30pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 12:16am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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