Senaste recensioner av Michelangelo Ren

Ever wanted an ulcer? Try Dark Souls.

I gotta be honest, when I looked at this game for the first time, I was super hyped to solve a mystery from the creator of several Silent Hill games. Normally I'm not the kind of person to be attracted to this type of title, however, the trailer really did it well. A friend and I have just spent the last 4.1 hours solving this puzzle, and finally, after 100% completion, we realize the game has an OPEN ENDING. We went on the web to look for help, but it seems that the community is having the exact same problem. Now there's apparently a big conspiracy of whether or not the police files even exist, but I honestly don't care, I would just like some closure on the case I just spent my afternoon on... Really...

is this real life

as soon as i opened this, the mexican fiesta across the street wouldn't leave

thx obama 10/2

H1Z1 has shown amazing progress and promise since its release. I understand that the main source of hate for it comes from it being an early access game with micro-transactions, but I feel that others being able to buy air-drops hasn't effected my gameplay one bit. As anticipated since it is Early Access, there will be a few bugs up until the release, but I really haven't encountered many past the first week of release.

Compared to other zombie survival games that are still in early access and even already released, H1Z1 is superior. DayZ? They still are saying they're going to change engines of the ENTIRE game! Then, look over here at this piece of art! It's truly gorgeous and fun and terrrifying if you get scared much. My friends and I have such a great time setting up base and raiding towns. Gotta recommend you support this triple-A title.

This game... Is FANTASTIC! Do you like exploring? Do you happen to fear sharks and/or adore them?? DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE AND RIP YOUR FRIENDS TO SHREDS!?!?!
This game may be exactly what you've been dreaming of! Hopefully it wasn't exactly nightmares, but, eh.. I've really been scared quite a few times in this game.

Seriously, though, this game offers 7 unique maps (10 total, 3 modified versions), 10-20 equipment items for divers, and an unlimited amount of opportunities for personal experiences. This game is a great price for the content, definitely worth it, even not on sale. The only letdown about this game is that I really wish there was more! I've seen all the maps, tried all the items, and I can only ask for more content! I honestly would be able to put hundreds of hours into this game if there was enough.

The game's pretty popular, so you'll get into a game really quickly. The shark mechanics are just BEAUTIFUL and STUNNING! It really makes you get a malicious smile on your face while you rip the pleading divers to nothingness, and then crunch them to regain health.... Just me?

I love this game, so much. 20/10. Amazing. Fantastic. More words meaning good. Get this game. Get this game! You. Will. Have. Fun.

Jump aboard and fly away with your crew today in Guns of Icarus Online! This amazing teamwork-based strategy game really is one of my favorites, it sets a theme of both the future and the past. You can pick and switch (each game) between being a pilot, engineer, or gunner, and level up those classes over-time to gain upgrades to better your chances of conquering the other team. I'll say right away, I've had a lot of fun in this game and plan to have a lot more.

Elements of the game: In current default games, there are 2 or 3 ships on one team - 2 teams, one blue, one red.

The captain's job is to make sure you know your ship(s) and give clear orders to your crewmates! While usually the class of the captain is the pilot, this is not always for obvious reasons. You are given the options to customize your ship(s) and able to make them EXACTLY what works for you and your crew!

The pilot's job is to navigate in the consideration of your gunners while avoiding damage. When customizing your character preferences, you can select between upgrades like bumpers, to make collision less effective, or kerosene, to make your ship faster than the maximum speed while taking slight damage and having less ability to turn.

The engineer can save the game if they have their play-style down! Being able to give buffs to each part of the ship really helps in a cram. Paying close attention and listening to your captain really pays off! They will be running around the ship in most heated games, so if that's not your thing, consider a gunner.

The gunner! The man with a gun! Shooting down, blasting, or flaming other ships into oblivion! I highly suggest that you ask your captain which guns they have on their ship, and as the game starts, learn the location of each gun you will be using. If the captain is a friend of yours or seems nice enough, feel free to ask them to add your FAVORITE guns that you're best using!

Take a seat and let me tell you about this hormonal, prepubecent, piece of cashmire coat hiding drugs from across the border. The first thing you'll notice after buying this game is the name, if you hadn't previously realized: The name is CastleMiner Z. Castle Miner Z. The real title is "Redesigned Minecraft without Randomization and Order". Which isn't bad or anything, they just messed up on the name when they released it.

Do you know what the game "Gang Beasts" is? If not, go look it up right now.
That's unrelated.

Anywho, if you like Zombies, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with your friends (literally?), and/or becomming a single mother with 6 children, this game is the game for you. I hope you enjoy Fatboy Simulator 2028

11/10

10/10 would sakura again

Out of all my Steam accounts, I've put the most hours into Garry's Mod. I have loved Garry's Mod for a very long time, and have made a majority of my friends through it. I feel bad for anyone who hasn't played Garry's Mod, it's the best. Not necessarily the best game, but it's the overall best experience in a game I've ever had ^^