Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của AlloutEpic

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg09, 2016 @ 8:03pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg09, 2016 @ 8:03pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg10, 2016 @ 2:35pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg03, 2019 @ 9:30pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg09, 2016 @ 8:03pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg09, 2016 @ 8:04pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg10, 2016 @ 2:45pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg10, 2016 @ 4:42pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg10, 2016 @ 6:08pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg10, 2016 @ 7:12pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg10, 2016 @ 9:25pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg11, 2016 @ 11:54am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg10, 2016 @ 9:15am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Mở khóa vào 10 Thg11, 2016 @ 1:21pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg10, 2016 @ 4:38pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg03, 2019 @ 9:47pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2016 @ 2:12pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg10, 2016 @ 11:28am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg11, 2016 @ 4:35pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg10, 2016 @ 7:04pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg10, 2016 @ 6:17pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg10, 2016 @ 7:35pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg10, 2016 @ 9:28pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg10, 2016 @ 3:02pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg10, 2016 @ 2:54pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg10, 2016 @ 7:14pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2016 @ 11:01am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2016 @ 10:44am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2016 @ 10:49am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2016 @ 10:41am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2016 @ 2:57pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10, 2016 @ 2:44pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg10, 2016 @ 3:13pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg10, 2016 @ 4:59pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg10, 2016 @ 7:17pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg03, 2019 @ 9:16pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg10, 2016 @ 9:13pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg10, 2016 @ 5:11pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

8 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

2 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

5 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

0 / 10

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