Achievementy uživatele AlloutEpic ve hře POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odemčeno 26. zář. 2016 v 20.03

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 26. zář. 2016 v 20.03

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odemčeno 22. říj. 2016 v 14.35

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odemčeno 3. bře. 2019 v 21.30

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 26. zář. 2016 v 20.03

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 26. zář. 2016 v 20.04

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 22. říj. 2016 v 14.45

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 22. říj. 2016 v 16.42

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 23. říj. 2016 v 18.08

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odemčeno 25. říj. 2016 v 19.12

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odemčeno 29. říj. 2016 v 21.25

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odemčeno 11. lis. 2016 v 11.54

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odemčeno 30. říj. 2016 v 9.15

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odemčeno 10. lis. 2016 v 13.21

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odemčeno 22. říj. 2016 v 16.38

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Odemčeno 3. bře. 2019 v 21.47

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odemčeno 1. říj. 2016 v 14.12

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odemčeno 29. říj. 2016 v 11.28

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odemčeno 5. lis. 2016 v 16.35

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 25. říj. 2016 v 19.04

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 23. říj. 2016 v 18.17

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 23. říj. 2016 v 19.35

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odemčeno 29. říj. 2016 v 21.28

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odemčeno 22. říj. 2016 v 15.02

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 22. říj. 2016 v 14.54

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odemčeno 23. říj. 2016 v 19.14

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 1. říj. 2016 v 11.01

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 1. říj. 2016 v 10.44

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odemčeno 1. říj. 2016 v 10.49

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 1. říj. 2016 v 10.41

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odemčeno 1. říj. 2016 v 14.57

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odemčeno 1. říj. 2016 v 14.44

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 22. říj. 2016 v 15.13

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odemčeno 22. říj. 2016 v 16.59

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odemčeno 23. říj. 2016 v 19.17

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odemčeno 3. bře. 2019 v 21.16

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odemčeno 29. říj. 2016 v 21.13

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odemčeno 22. říj. 2016 v 17.11

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

8 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

2 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

5 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30