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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:10pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:55pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May @ 7:02pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:04am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:00pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 3:30am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 1:38am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:09pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 4:18pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:43am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:08am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:47am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:03pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:41pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:44pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:51pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:06pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:24pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May @ 8:04pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:04am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:56pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:07am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 1:38am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May @ 3:31am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May @ 3:31am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May @ 3:31am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:44pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:24pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 May @ 6:36pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May @ 3:17am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:39pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:41pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:08pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 May @ 6:59pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:36am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:25pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:41pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:24pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 May @ 8:18pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:47pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 May @ 6:11pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 May @ 1:09am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:12pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 May @ 8:49pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 May @ 7:54pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:53pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 May @ 6:37pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:59pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 May @ 11:23pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:26pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 4:24pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:00pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:50pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:35am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:13am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:17am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 30 May @ 3:30am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 4:23pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:40am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:56pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:48pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:08pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:08pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 May @ 6:01pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:36pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:12am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:08pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May @ 12:29am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:54pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 May @ 11:23pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:23pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 May @ 9:56pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:56pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:01am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:35am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:56pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:18am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:52am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 2:51pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:01pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 31 May @ 1:38am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:50pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:49am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:18am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:30pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:00pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:54am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:37am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 May @ 5:52pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 1:42am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:36am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 7:35am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:57am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:10pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:10pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:08pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:12pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:14pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:18am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:02am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:16am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:59am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:01pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:14pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:45am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:27pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:36am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:37am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:31pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:48pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:59pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:33pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:35pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:07pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:52pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:59pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 May @ 3:30am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:48am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:00pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:47am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:00pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:13am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:12pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:12pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:31pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:17pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:26pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:07pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:07am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:16am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:33am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:40pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 4:20pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:18am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:51pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 4:21pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:47am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:24am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:00pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:11pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:10pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:44pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:01pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:00pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:00pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:12pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:12pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:09pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:04pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:05pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:30am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:42pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:24pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 May @ 1:41am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:20am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:21am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:36am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 May @ 6:03pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 May @ 10:59pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:39am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 4:24pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:48am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 May @ 7:30pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May @ 3:31am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:19am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:51pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:08pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:48am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:05pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:06pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:38pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:37pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:37pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:35am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:34pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:26pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:26pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:26pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:31pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:37pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:32pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:38pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:43pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:38pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 May @ 3:31am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 8:01pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 6:58pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:00pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:28pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:33am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:00am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:10pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:28pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:52am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:51pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:11pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:11pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:44pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:23pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:46pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:33am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:03pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:36pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:54pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:52pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:43pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:57pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 7:35am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:33pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:33pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:02am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 4:18pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:31am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:44am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:39am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:06pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:27pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:52pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:11pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:54pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:46pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:09am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:39pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:37am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:39am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:02am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:51pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:47pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:12pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:27pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:57am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:28pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:47pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:48pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:48pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:44pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:46pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:09am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:19am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:07pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:52pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 29 May @ 7:43pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 May @ 8:56pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:41am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:27pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 4:52am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:29pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:29pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:29pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:20am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:47pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:08pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:04am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:30pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:30pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:46pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:56pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:10pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:11pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:11pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:43pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:24pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:38pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:03am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:08pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:36pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:44pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:52pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:05pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:37pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:42pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:51pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:37pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:48pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:42pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:30pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:31pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:42pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:01am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:00am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:00am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:05am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:07am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 11:45pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:37am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:50am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:52am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:45am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:48pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:23pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:07pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:52pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:05pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:07pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:52pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:13am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:23am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:47pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:46pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:45pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:10pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:46pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:46pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:09am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:08pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:50pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:51pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:51pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:06pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:06pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:32pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:14am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:01am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:05am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:08pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:36pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:40pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:45pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:06pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:06pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:39pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:32pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:10am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:10am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:13am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:55am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:35pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:36pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:47pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:58pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:16pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:00am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:07am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:18am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:09pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:48am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:54am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:15am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:03am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:46pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:03am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:42am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:42am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:21pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:21pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:21pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:53am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:53am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:17am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:50pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:14pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:14pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:45am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:06pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:46pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:45pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:49pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:49pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:06pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:06pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:06pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:32pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:59am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:01am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:13am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:55am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:20am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:20am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:14pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 4:22pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:23am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:24am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:50pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:40pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:37pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:52pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:32pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:01am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:56am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:37pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:16pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:55pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:15am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:54am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:52pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:06pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:23am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:12pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:52am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:13am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:10pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:23pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:31pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:45pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:05pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:10am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:55am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:14pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:56pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:15pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:01pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:31am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:56am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:03am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:21am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:31pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:18pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:19pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:12pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:12pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:27am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:18pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 1:36pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:42pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:42pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:42pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:35pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:03pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 12:30am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:54pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:07am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:06pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:06pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:06pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:33pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:14am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:11am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:10am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:13am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:55am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:20am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:15pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:14pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:19pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:19pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:01am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:45am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:09am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:14pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:14am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:01am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:01am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:11am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:55am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:21am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:09pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:50pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:38pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:56pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:14pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:19pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:19pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:05pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 12:17am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:23pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:47pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:44pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:14am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:52pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:05pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:01am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:09am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:14pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:19pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:19pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:03pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 4:49am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:16pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:37pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:22am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:24pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:35pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:51pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:12pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:07am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:56pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:23pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:47pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 3:02am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 9:29pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:34pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:43pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:57pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:38pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:10pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:41am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 4:58pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:21am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:47pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:46pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:32am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:37pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:35pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:16pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:09am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:20am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:37pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:01am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:35pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 3:51am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 4:52am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:07pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:45pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:22am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:07am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:11am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:55am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:55am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:21am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:15pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:48pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:19pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:01am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:01am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:01am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:45am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:45am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:26am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:06pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 2:51pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 12:28am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:22pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 10:08pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 5:53pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:55am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:54am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:20pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 12:47am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:49am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:12pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:49pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:47pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 1:42am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 5:33pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:50am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:56pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:29pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:30pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:52pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:35pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:09am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:20am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:14pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:14pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:45am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:06pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 1:36pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:07am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:02am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:00pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:09pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:55am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:21am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:15pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:05pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:38pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:56pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:48pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:19pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:05pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:45am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:09pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 12:17am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 3:51am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 4:49am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 4:52am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 2:32pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:21pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:32pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:26am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 5:08pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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