self care bot

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

if you want some added weight to your raid team, I highly suggest this player.

Enjoy the money I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Alex. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx