Recent reviews by 3 terminids in a trench coat

Don’t bother playing this game until the greedy snail fixed the economy

I have no idea how to play this but the soundtrack is really nice

Haven't played a single PVP game

10crashes/10

throwing people off the edges simulator 2017

gravity/10

as a long time fan of Dark Souls I couldn't be more excited to jump right into this series, for the last time. I mainly play PVP and this game fulfilled my need as a dickwraith who kills needlessly and mercillesly.

Farron Greatsword +5/5

I have 2 assignments due in tomorrow, we all know which is more important

10/10 would screw up my life again

13 hours into the game and I still have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue what i'm doing

10/10 would sink again

I died from dehydration while swimming in a lake.

10/10 must play

This game ran great for like 10 minutes, after the intro scene my FPS plunged down from solid 60 fps to 10-15fps, when I tried to go into the options my game crashed and I can't start it up since. I bet this game is great if you can actually run it...