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1 person found this review funny
16.9 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Have you ever noticed how scary dogs are? I mean we all love them but there nasty little predators at the end of the day just like us. This game taught me to fear pack tactics, a glowing review. Realizing I just have an unfair advantage versus dogs is nice, until I ♥♥♥♥ up and one snaps my neck. Dogs are nightmares, I just want some clothes you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prick game! I love you.

Bro these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dogs man. I would not have survived 20000 years back.
Posted 16 October, 2024. Last edited 16 October, 2024.
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74.0 hrs on record
From a price per hour perspective it's probably worth it, but a notable step down from HZD. Probably worth it if you enjoy open world collect-a-thons, but pretty disappointing from both a story and writing perspective. The combat is a notable step up in some ways but a step down in others. The skill tree is lackluster and could have been streamlined. One of the few times I've wanted a neutral review for a game. Buy it on sale. I didn't finish it.
Posted 6 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
176.0 hrs on record (105.6 hrs at review time)
Fantastic game
Posted 29 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
33.9 hrs on record (27.1 hrs at review time)
There's a mob in this game that punches you in the face with their balls. You'd never know it if you don't read the flavor text of the random loot you pickup. It's pretty alright.
Posted 2 April, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
9.9 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
In what world could the Chief of Police not request surveillance of his home to prevent mafia assassinations, especially when he's being actively threatened by them. Absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ storytelling, I understand the point is to force the player into being a corrupt cop, but jesus christ a bit of warning before effectively corrupting the save file would be appreciated.
Posted 30 March, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
161.0 hrs on record (34.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is an amazing game, or at least will be when its done. Has pretty incredible visuals, sound design and combat, while simultaneously providing a fairly interesting "life sim" type experience (IE: I drank sometimes because it mechanically improves morale, and sometimes because my dude had just been through hell and probably deserved it.) The development progress is slow for early access, but whats there is really good, and given that the developers are from two nations tragically at war currently, I think the relatively slow pace of updates is justified. Check out the demo and see if its for you, and at the bare minimum look up the two "Hellbent" tracks on YouTube, because they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fire.
Posted 10 February, 2023.
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2 people found this review funny
15.0 hrs on record
A very pretty game, and initially interesting, but blows its load early and grinds to a halt towards the end. Pretty disappointing for an already short RPG, even at its price point. Combat = Mouse Forward + Left Click -> Back Dodge (on the highest difficulty) all game, skills are literally just weaker than auto attacks and on a 30-60 second cool-down, gear is extremely scarce while offering little utility to justify its rarity, and the skill-tree is limited and uninspired. Professions are poorly implemented and require significant grinding to get to a useful level, and the game generally suffers from its lack of modern QOL (no inventory sorting, poor interface UX, no stat comparisons on equipment, etc). Generally just a subpar game overall, though for a devs debut it could've been worse. I regret spending as much time with it as I did.
Posted 31 January, 2023. Last edited 31 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
18.2 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
One of the top reviews for this game mentions the Inquisition. I never encountered them on my play-through, which is a testament to this games scope. A beautiful, emotional experience. Well worth the asking price.
Posted 26 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Secret Word: Fortune

Looking forward to the next chapter.
Posted 12 November, 2022.
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1.9 hrs on record
Secret Word: Duality

Well worth the 2 bucks I paid for it in the bundle, love the work guys, best of luck with future projects.
Posted 12 November, 2022.
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