I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

I would lather the cream between my hands as I slowly and intimately stroked coconut cream in and around the pores of his bald head, slowly, gently and sensually massaging the cream into his shiny head, watching his bald head sheen, gradually changing the texture and color of his head from ashy white to a light, smooth, and shiny beige as I whisper in his ear, “Mr Bezos, Amazon’s AEBIT is up 12% from last quarter”

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