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Recommended
5.7 hrs last two weeks / 3,708.8 hrs on record (1,450.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 2 Jan, 2019 @ 8:11am
Updated: 29 Jan, 2021 @ 3:09am

CS:GO Review
- - -[ Audience: ] - - -
☐ Your Mom probably would enjoy this
☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☐ Everyone except kids
☐ Casual players
☑ Pro players
☑ People who plan to take one game and make it their life

- - - [ Graphics/Animation: ] - - -

☐ I want to poor bleach in my eyes
☐ MS-DOS
☐ Bad, but playable.
☐ Decent
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ You forget what reality is

---[ Price: ]---
☐ Free
☐ Buy now
☐ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Do not buy it
☑ Do not throw money into a trash can

- - - [ Requirements: ] - - -

☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ 90's PC
☐ Minimum
☑ Medium
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

- - - [ Difficulty: ] - - -

☑ You just need 2 arms
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Only the best of the best can complete this game

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ A bit grindy...sometimes
☐ Go back to the last village and shoot some more scarecrows
☑ Practically a full time job

- - - [ Story] - - -

☐ Only gameplay, doesn't include a story.
☐ There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.
☐ Better than nothing I suppose...
☐ Average.
☐ Decent.
☐ Amazing!
☑ It‘ll replace your life

- - - [ Bugs ] - - -

☑ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Ark: Survival Evolved
☐ Lot of bugs (Can get annoying)
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing (I've seen)

---[ Game Time ]---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Not too short
☐ Depends on you
☐ Long
☐ Very Long
☑ Endless

- - - [ Enjoyment ] - - -
☐ One long, tedious grind
☐ Better than mobile
☐ Fun at first, but gets old quick
☐ Consistently fun
☑ Can't stop playing, even though I suck (u 2)
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