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6 people found this review helpful
26.8 hrs on record
Skill spam, shoot, see damage number, look at some girl's arse or chest. Rinse and repeat.

You can just google a few illusion games for a better alternative, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Posted 14 January.
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2.2 hrs on record
God, I miss MSTAR.
Posted 12 January.
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13.2 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
This "little game" makes Nier look like an annoying japanese drama, if you think this is just a fetishistic old-school first person shooter, you'd be VERY dead wrong.

But how dare Beyond Citadel not be "another looter shooter" with RPG "Gear" elements, am I right?
Posted 8 January. Last edited 10 January.
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7 people found this review helpful
37.6 hrs on record (26.7 hrs at review time)
Only thing I'll recommend it for is the combat doesn't make me snooze and actually asks me to pay attention, instead of auto-attacking and 1-2-3-4-5'ing my way.

"Roleplaying" is already dead and replaced with "gearscore" or "League of Legends" for a decade now, so I just cant bring myself to care anymore. I should play FF16 sometime though.
Posted 6 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
It's an old-school Comedic "dungeon crawler" shooter, sort of quasi-system shock but more pew pew. It's nice to come back and finish a game like this, it's not exactly great "shooter" but it has a personality that's endearing with "mocapped" enemy sprites.

I swear, getting smacked around by housekeeper ladies haven't been this funny, or god forbid being grabbed by Clowns. Especially Clowns. They can go straight to hell, I swear if one of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ever grab a hold of me again...

I remember that I played this game's PC version Demo around 2000's out of curiosity through one of the gaming magazines we had around called "Level" and it was just so odd and nightmare inducing to my child brain, guess it did the job right.

You also have to pay attention and listen to FMVs because they have valuable information that you need to beat the game and it's "secrets" or "puzzles" tied to the plot, otherwise this game might be not for you. Sure beats reading text bombardments though.
Posted 18 October, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
23.7 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Someone seriously did their "gaming" homework on this game, making me get "shocked" by 0451 constantly. (oh come on dont be a ♥♥♥♥)

Only thing bothers me is PC's slow movement (Thank god for the workshop for adjusting speed back up) and enemies seem to behave more "Tactical Shootery" than Doom-esque, which gives me question "WTF am i playing?" sometimes. I do admit, I'm spoiled by Hedon and even more so with TREPANG2 because fast player character go fast - boom boom, bang bang.

I love it. I will continue to love it 'till the day I DIE. Oh, and that Safe Room music is going to my playlist.
Posted 16 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
82.5 hrs on record (81.9 hrs at review time)
it's an Asian Mobile Looter Shooter, you know what that means. +99999 gun level and +99999 armor level. Yaaay, fun. Nah. I'm done. The game already ran out of tricks by the time you reach to the desert. At least it was more fun than UNDAWN.

Gotta say, "HE WAS HERE" mission was actually pretty exciting.
Posted 27 July, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Korean Looter Shooter with more ass and titties. I thought I had enough tits from Vindictus and FF14.
Posted 6 July, 2024.
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10 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
27.3 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Freelancer-style gameplay with focus on Cosmic Horror? Why on god's earth steam never suggested me this before?
ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME NOMAD LAIR FIGHT FLASHBACKS!?!?! (No, I dont want to count minutes of Jumphole collapse, please god no)

I was sold on this as soon as I jump-holed into a system full of moving black-holes where I finally managed to get a tier 3 thrusters on a Battleship before ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off back to Jumphole. I will carry on with this game, this is actually not bad at all.

If Freelancer style arcade flying and shooting back fast isn't your thing, please dont complain and just go away. You got Elite Dangerous and No Mans Sky, now we can add this along them. I hope the game works out in the end, I genuinely do.
Posted 3 July, 2024.
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41.4 hrs on record (32.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Honeymoon phase is over, lads. Welcome to another Unreal Engine Tacticool Shooter, where your enemies play Call of Duty, while you're forced to play an idiot with cinderblocks tied to his boots. Modern Warfare Remastered is more tactical than any other "unreal engine tactical shooter" game out here.

I really like this game, and the PvE Joint Operations is quite chill. Plus if you play as a squad or a duo, it is pretty damn good, you have to coordinate and be careful. But do not be pulled by the trailers and streamers, the game currently is more alpha, and you will be roadblocked constantly by either server issues or AI who magically turn the game into CoD on Veteran, except you get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with no checkpoints.

Their servers right now are complete garbage, rubberbanding issues for both player side and enemy AI on the field, with lag, this becomes a nightmare. If you are on a session with seemingly no or a player or two, leave immediately. You will be kicked out to main lobby within minutes, and an error of "Online Persistence Error" will empty your inventory, leaving you with a knife. Say Goodbye to everything in your inventory after that, even if you bought other editions.

And this ♥♥♥♥ is amplified with the AI you'll be fighting, truth to be told, all you need is an ACOG on your M4, and some spare bullets and it's pretty much tango bango. However, most of the weapon parts don't adjust weapon stats accordingly right now, especially that Glock you have, that compensator is attached for the show. Guess that +30 Recoil Reduction is just "nerf darts" or something.

AI is double edged-sword. The gist is they will track you down if they can't precisely determine where you are. You can snipe or shoot them from afar, if suppressed shot made, they will be confused for a few seconds but then zone in immediately where you are. EVEN IF YOU'RE BEHIND A BUSH. Then they will somehow "accurately" "suppress" fire towards you. If you aren't in any solid cover, and I MEAN solid, kiss your ass goodbye.

They will hit you from any distance with or without a scope. Going prone only gets you killed faster as far as I can tell. Why on god's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth you're making me fight enemies who shoot their guns like it's Call of Duty? I'M SICK OF IT. This isn't tactical. Making me wobble all around, "oh you have to hold your breath for steady shot" isn't tactical.

Oh, and if you're teammate is wounded, or worse, in "coma", make sure you keep your surgery kit in your RIG next to your "magazines", otherwise your teammate won't be able to be patched up properly, and they will die. I died in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bushes because of this nonsense.

+Oh I forgot to mention, your faction only have four helicopters that will carry you to a landing zone or back to base. And if that server is populated, you better get used to walking or waiting while spamming to call a helicopter. How on god's earth our PMC groups only have like four ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ helicopters?
Why don't we have alternatives? Maybe we could hotwire a car or something? Wouldn't that be exciting? Or the "tacticool" morons will cry about "Oh this is not tactical, this is too much GTA/Wildlands"? To be honest, this would be a lot riskier, and cool if we managed to pull it off!

Seriously, what were the "streamers" on the trailer were playing, which version was it? It looks more stable than what we have.

I'm worried very deeply about anomaly content if this is the case. So basically we will be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ if we encounter anomalies, and have cheap deaths like it's STALKER Misery where everyone brags about "how hard" it is. But the thing is, in STALKER you are as accurate as much as your enemies are, and bullets do matter. This never really feels like the case in GZW. This is a crucial error.

For the love of god, do NOT listen to "Pros". This is a decent game mix where casual-minded people can also enjoy, but it is NOT enjoyable getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aimbotted across the realm by a CoD/UT Godlike Bot. I'm not here to play Call of Duty but you sure make us feel like we're playing against them.

TL;DR: Don't play it unless you're willing to lose your items due to terrible servers. I've been playing with a team and it's lots of fun but it's a infuriating mess right now.
Posted 2 May, 2024. Last edited 10 May, 2024.
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