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Recent reviews by Windblown

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5.0 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
My first platformer since the PSP days, was never a fan of this genre. With that being said, the game blew me away.
Immaculate soundtrack (Delusive Bunker and Full Confession are unworldly), captivating gameplay that requires (or at least required of me) some level of focus, pleasant visuals and an intriguing story that is quite complex for a game of such scale.
Posted 31 January, 2021.
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5.3 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
*insert a highly original and extremely ridiculous joke about witcher being the beta test of gwent*
geraldo best character ever
witcher 3 best game undoubtedly
cdpr best card game company
Posted 22 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
16.1 hrs on record (16.1 hrs at review time)
>Playing a game of dice
>It's getting dark
>Some ♥♥♥♥ comes up to me from behind
>Says that I should have a torch on
>Can't light a torch since I'm playing dice
>He interrupts the game
>I have to pay 10 groshen as a fine
>I lose another 10 I gambled
>Refuse to pay a fine, act tough
>End up in jail

Best game 2018. 10/10
Posted 18 February, 2018.
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64 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Good artwork, but The Witcher 3 has all of this stuff for free. That game really spoiled me.
Posted 17 February, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
203.9 hrs on record (48.1 hrs at review time)
The Witcher 3 is the Lord of the Rings of video games - unmatched, unparalleled and unprecedented. The best game ever made.
Posted 25 December, 2017. Last edited 19 January, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
192.2 hrs on record (93.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Finally a standalone battle royale game without bugs and poor optimization.
EDIT: nevermind dont buy this stupid ass gaem. 6474839 bugs and optimization aimed at nasa computers will set yo ass on fire
Posted 29 March, 2017. Last edited 2 September, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,176.9 hrs on record (257.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Pure fRUSTration.

Best game 21st century.
Posted 5 March, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,195.1 hrs on record (91.7 hrs at review time)
Hey.. That's pretty good!
Posted 22 December, 2016.
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