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Acuba

Anthony Cuba

Miami, Florida, United States

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I have random ♥♥♥♥ in here
http://www.twitch.tv/acuba26
"If rats have purpose, so do we all." -Suicide Squad 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUzoJrfJQBw
Can I help you?
Call the judge! Get some Fudge!
Call the judge and get some fudge? Are you ok?
Nope. You a doctor?
Maybe.
Well where's your M.D.
Mah ♥♥♥♥.
Your D.M.
You tryna slide in my DMs?
PARDON!?
You tryna slide in the DMs?
What the ♥♥♥♥ are you talking about?
You know twitter?
Yup.

"You smoke oregano, I'm smoking on the cat piss" -Ski Mask

A fly flies back and forth over a river repeatedly, dropping five inches each time. A fish sees it and decides it will jump and catch it when it drops.

A bear sees the fish and decides it will get the fish when it jumps.

A hunter with a cheese sandwich in his pocket sees the bear and waits for it to go for the fish to shoot it.

A mouse sees the cheese sandwich and decides to wait for the hunter to shoot so that the sandwich will fall and he can get it.

A cat sees the mouse and decides to wait for it to go for the sandwich to jump and catch it.

So, the fly drops, the fish jumps, the bear goes for it, the hunter shoots, the sandwich falls, the mouse goes for it, and the cat jumps, but he misses and goes into the water.

The moral of the story: when the fly drops five inches, the ♥♥♥♥♥ gets wet.

"I should get in the sex trafficking buisness." -Soren 2016

Click Clack Hit a ♥♥♥♥♥ in his back

And she just bleached her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'mma feel like an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
-Kanye West

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest
I'm the realest of the realest
I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it
♥♥♥♥ Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt
♥♥♥♥ the government cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥

I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground
♥♥♥♥ that mainstream ♥♥♥♥ cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥
I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin'

Get it, because of sperm! -Acuba26 June 2015

Gimmie the

Gimmie the

Gimmie the ♥♥♥♥♥ boss

Gimmie the

Gimmie the

Gimmie the ♥♥♥♥♥ boss

Feed my children

Feed my children

Now now now.

Yeah.

"When in doubt... ♥♥♥♥♥ out." -Nukamite 12/25/15

What else do you want?!?!

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The Tale of Acuba

Acuba. The tale of a dog ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Once came onto Steam on September 3rd, 2013. The boy had a dream of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all the dogs he could find. He then found a stray dog, driving one day across the desert. It looked hungry, it looked thirsty. The dog cried for food or water, Acuba, said to the dog "I got your food... And water" he then inserted his 20cm penis into the dog's mouth. The dog had no teeth, so it could not fight back or bite Acuba's ♥♥♥♥ off, so the dog complied with Acuba's demands and sucked his penis dry. It got what it wanted. Water. A special kind of water. What this dog became was no ordinary dog, it became a mutant dog that could drink all the sperm and kill anyone he wanted to and roam the deserts when and where he wanted to at will. He renamed himself, to Jack The Dog. He only has Acuba to thank, however enemies, Jack thanks Acuba for the supernatural powers. Will Jack The Dog ever come back to kill Acuba? Or will he spare his life for raping him? We will never know. Only Acuba will live to tell the tale.... Or will he?

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Shoto Moose 4 Jul, 2019 @ 8:30pm

First of all. We told you multiple times that your jokes aren't funny and that they're offensive. You like to argue that we should just ignore it since we have different sense of humor. So fine. We'll ignore it when you say it on Hunter's channel. But I have zero tolerance for anyone who makes people uncomfortable on MY discord. And when we tell you to stop you'll stop for a few minutes and start again. I'm not here to babysit and repeat myself 100 times.
Second. You spammed when I told you to not to spam and even made a channel called "spam."
Three. Gave you a warning about making yourself a role and you did it twice.
Four. You changed bot name into something that could potentially be offensive.
So as discord owner do I have the right to ban you? Yes. Do I want to unban you? Not really. You can do whatever you want in other people's discord if they allow it. Or heck go make your own. But I don't want to constantly argue with you and tell you to stop 100 times over.

Xandumas 27 Nov, 2018 @ 5:58pm

Xandumas 27 Nov, 2018 @ 5:57pm

Man, you're a great friend for sticking with me through all these years. We should play something again soon.

justin 13 Jan, 2018 @ 3:07pm

♥♥♥♥♥ wit a big ♥♥♥♥, keep it 100 and keep smokin that cat piss homie

Xandumas 25 Dec, 2017 @ 6:29pm

Merry Christmas!

el gato con tux 4 Dec, 2017 @ 2:06pm

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