Get the feeling I'm supposed to say something about myself here. Well, for one thing I'm a huge nerd, and proud of it. I'm in at least 32 fandoms, but I probably can't name them all. I share a birthday with Elvis Presley, and I once met Chewbacca. He's a pretty cool guy. We got a picture and he signed his face for me and everything.

I also like words. Words are cool. Sometimes, I like to arrange them in a bunch of neat little rows and stare at them until I'm riding dragons. It's pretty trippy. If I'm not putting them in rows, though, tons of other people have already done it for me. It achieves the same effect without having to do all the arranging yourself. Very convenient.

Lines are pretty cool, too. Sometimes, I make a bunch of lines on paper until I see people, landscapes, or an assortment of mythical creatures. I really like mythical creatures, especially obscure ones. I'm probably the only person you'll ever know who can tell you without a moment's hesitation what a calygreyhound or a nguruvilu is, though I must admit that I have a weakness for dragons and foxes, who are not obscure in the slightest and are actually quite popular.

I also like to sit in front of a screen and push buttons for hours until I accomplish some kind of goal. It's actually really fun. You can can do the same thing by throwing a piece of plastic with numbers on it and then yelling at the piece of plastic for showing the wrong number to decapitate a goblin.

My former goal in life was to conquer the universe and rule in blood for 10,000 glorious years, but that just isn't realistic in this economy, so I settled on becoming a writer.