Recent reviews by crybaby

great game very good, hellraid kinda sucks

i like this game because i get to kill spanish people portugal caralho

omg those robots are having sex *gets boner*

please come to brazil

This game is very good and playing it makes me a very happy boy. I love being a shinobi ninja man and stabbing people with my ninja sword. When the swords clash and go plink plink it truly makes me feel like I AM the sekiro, shadows die twice. jubilee.

I'm... I'm not sure how to describe how this game makes me feel... When I open it up, something inside me just... feels ready to BURST. At first I thought it was just a normal feeling, you know, I was just excited to play a great game. But as time went on and I kept playing it, I kept getting this burning feeling, encompassing me, overwhelming every single one of my senses. This one time I was finishing up the game for the 12th time and as I landed the final blow on senator Armstrong I felt this BUBBLING sensation just rising up, and I kept getting warmer and warmer, until suddenly it felt like something inside me EXPLODED and I passed out for a couple of minutes. When I woke up there was ♥♥♥♥ and piss and ♥♥♥ everywhere and I felt like I had just been stabbed 50 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ times, I can't believe it, but in that moment, where my blade was gouged deep inside the senator's heart, I saw god. No. I was god.

My favourite MOBA

This game didn't work for me at launch. Then it started working. And now it doesn't work again. 10/10
(Seriously though, due to stupid DRM practices this game doesn't work for me anymore, so I can't reccomend it. I did enjoy it while it worked though.) nvm it works again big boners yayyyy

Counter Strike, the game where you shoot the things and then the things die.