Two Guys Fighting Over Ham
Fundis Dawundicus   United States
 
 
Top-shelf Zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm
Smokin' that good shooby-doo-wah
They said I wouldn't ♥♥♥♥ on 'em, so I spread my cheeks and let out an absolute screamer
Popped 4 flim-flams, KOD came out with hepatitis
♥♥♥♥ it, I ate the opps
Spun around the block so many times they thought it was Minecraft
Favorite Game
101
Hours played
12
Achievements
My Favorite Quotes
PC Specs:

Motherboard: MSI B450 TOMAHAWK MAX

Processor: AMD Ryzen 9 5900X 12 Core 3.7 GHz

Video Card: NVIDIA MSI Ventus 3X 3070 Ti 8GB DDR6 VRAM

Memory: Crucial Ballistix DDR4-3200 32 GB (4 x 8 GB)

Storage 1: Inland 480 GB SSD SATA 6 GB/s
Storage 2: Inland 1 TB SSD SATA 6 GB/s
Storage 3: Seagate Barracuda 2 TB HDD SATA 6 GB/s 7200 RPM 3.5''

Case: Corsair 275R Airflow

Power Supply: EVGA 750 GT

Friend Quotes:

"Trap is just dubstep with lyrics." - Connor 2015

"What's the white broccoli called?"
"Stop yelling at me mom, you aren't my real dad."
"Z"
"She's only 5 pounds tall."
"I don't know, I'm just good at the game."
"If you're born in a cold state, are you, like, coldblooded?"
"When we're seniors, the 4th graders will be sophomores."
"My mama and papa were Africas!"
"Did I get vitamins? I got mummy pants."
"What's up with your quoties?"
"What day did the Holocaust take place at?"
"Hey Danny, can black people hear?"
"Why are you playing your revolver?"
"It starts with an L and rhymes with wallet."
"Aren't there 24 minutes in an hour?"
"Some people are gay, and that is you."
"Don't tell me what do to, I'll ♥♥♥♥ your mom.."
"What happens when you melt beef?"
"Can a bee be gay?"
"Ba-♥♥♥♥ dude, that was a nice shot!"
""What does a scared deer even look like? It's so brown and... a deer."
"I wonder what cocaine smells like..." - Amin 2015-20

"Bomb's at C."
"Wahwahwah is like... wah..." - Devin 2015-17

"I'm gonna suck my own ♥♥♥♥ off, it's so weird." - Danny M. 2017

"You guys need to stop killing me I'm tired of dying."
"My breath tastes like mustard because I just ate some mustard with my chips."
"He must have been like Gold Nova Elite or something..."
"I'm a slut for pickles." - Mitchell 2014-18

"Goodness Jim's: Part of a Balanced Breakfast" - Marty 2015

"Life doesn't matter unless you make funny noises." - Kevin 2018

“I think I’m gonna go watch White Chicks and go to sleep.” Cody 2023
Items Up For Trade
1,190
Items Owned
116
Trades Made
3,132
Market Transactions
Rarest Achievement Showcase
Recent Activity
59 hrs on record
last played on 28 Jul
2,736 hrs on record
last played on 27 Jul
13.4 hrs on record
last played on 25 Jul
Crapybara 18 Jun @ 12:05pm 
wonderful guys with a beautiful pet ham
Outrageous! Jar of Pickles 22 May @ 11:41pm 
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Dust 30 Mar @ 5:53pm 
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0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
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CHUCK! 7 Jun, 2020 @ 4:54pm 
ol' dusty Ass