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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 24.3 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Welcome to Transcendence.

Pirates and raiders will prepare you a loud welcome!
Visit Heliotropes to get a nice tan with a crusty finish!
Catch space STD from Sapiens rad-heads for that extra funny beeping timer of death!
Go a little bit too far into uncharted territory to get a bunch of megaton nukes shoved in your rear cargo bay.
Roll around uncontrollably while being showered by space furry mind-control spermrockets!

Then, after hundreds of death, you will let tranquility flow into your mind, and learn the path of Domina.
You will eradicate the whole space systems and loot the smoldring remains, while turning your little fighter into aftermarket custom doom machine with a gigawatt antimatter reactor and space destroyer gun bolted at the side. You will single-handedly slay armies of Ares. Just don't forget to buy your insurance.

Enjoy a big world living by its own rules, freedom of action, and a dash of Tyrian 2000 vibes!
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