Recent reviews by Johnny Cannonballs

This game is so chud coded

Yui Tanimura asked the brave question: "What if Dark Souls sucked?" Bravo.

After the honeymoon phase of the original release and the Answer DLC release, my honest opinion is that anyone wanting to play Persona 3 should find a way to play Persona 3 FES first. Reload does have a lot of strong points, mainly dungeon exploration and the combat loop, but it also falls short in many other areas that I think the original Persona 3 excelled at, like its atmosphere, artstyle, music, and its UI. Reload definitely isn’t a bad game, but I personally think you’d be doing yourself a disservice if you didn’t try FES first at the very least, it’s a great game and a classic among the PS2 library.

Also $70 is a ripoff
Also Portable sucks
tl;dr dont give Fatlus your money

Will post a real review when I can play the game.

Played for 300 hours since launch. Do not give these people your money.

Kill GI. Behead GI. Roundhouse kick a GI into the concrete. Slam dunk a GI baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy GI. Launch GI into the sun. Stir fry GI in a wok. Toss GI into active volcanoes. Urinate into a GI gas tank. Judo throw GI into a wood chipper. Twist GI heads off. Report GI to the IRS. Karate chop GI in half. Curb stomp pregnant GI. Trap GI in quicksand. Crush GI in the trash compactor. Liquify GI in a vat of acid. Eat GI. Dissect GI. Stomp GI skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate GI in the oven. Lobotomize GI. Vaporize GI with a ray gun. Kick old GI down the stairs. Feed GI to alligators. Slice GI with a katana.
-Ho Chi Minh

Picked the “Lucky” trait and spawned into a room with 8 zombies

Amazing until O&S after that its kinda ass, great game though

peak souls 3

Fantastic game 10/10