StrafeLeft's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 10:06pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 2:06am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:13am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:25am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:25pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:08am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 1:41am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:07am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:24pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 1:49am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:55pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:42am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 1:47am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 7:02pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 2:07am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:10am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:39am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:31am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 12:25am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:30am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:55am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:00pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 1:43am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 1:44am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:43am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 1:07am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:29am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:40am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 1:16am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:29am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:28am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:07am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:26pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:12am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:41am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:06am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:06am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 1:33am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 1:18am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 1:40am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:30am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:25am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:56am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:16am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:58am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 12:55am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:34pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:16pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:23pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:19pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 1:18am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:17am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:18pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:12am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:13am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:59am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:16pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:59am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 6:42pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 3:10am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 1:29pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 1:12am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:30am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:59am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:49pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:27pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:14am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:15am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:14am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:19am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:19am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:20am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 3:00am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:40am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:08am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:25pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:28pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:30pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:57am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:33pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:49pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:49pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:09am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:19am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:26am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:49am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:11pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:20pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:32pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:33am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 2:59am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 6:02am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:09am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:12am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:35pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:23pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:35am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:39pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:28pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:03pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:54pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:10am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:10am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:22am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 1:43am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:15am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 1:32am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 2:03am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:55am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:29pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:52pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:12am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:59am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:26am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:29pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:41pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:09am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:10am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:48am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:54am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:59am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:14am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:30am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:16am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:20am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:00am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:59am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:30am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:07am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:09am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:33am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:18am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:20am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:27am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 3:45am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:17pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:18pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:07am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:24pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:10am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:48am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:28am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:53am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:38am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:23pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:21am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:40pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:15am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:21am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:48am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:50am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:00am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:28am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:31am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:31am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:24am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:21am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:25am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:53am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:01am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:28am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:31am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:31am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:10am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:29am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:28am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:07am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:20am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:42am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:48am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:51am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:30am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:08am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:25am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:39am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:10am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:29pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:35am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:44am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:40am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:40am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:30am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:52am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:43am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:22pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:01am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:53am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:22am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:53am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:58am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:01am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:27am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:32am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:07am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:28am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:00am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:21am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:18pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:30pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:10am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:59am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:31am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:56am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:24am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:58am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:07am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:27am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:31am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:30pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:10am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:54am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:29am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:29am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:05pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:26am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:15am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:55am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:49am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:07pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:43am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:51am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:09am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:43pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:47am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:27am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:30am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:27am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:59am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:27am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:27am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:34am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:20am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:29am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:00am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:21am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 3:01am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:02pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:32am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:19am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:29am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:29am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:17am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:24am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 4:42pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:19am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:03am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:29am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:43am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:26am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:16am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:00am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:35pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:20am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:29pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:27pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:19pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 3:01am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:38pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:16am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:56am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:33am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:55am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:43am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:27am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:16am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:29am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:49am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:05am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:22am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:36pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:43am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:48am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:06pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 1:37am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:21am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:28am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:06am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:15pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:36pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:25pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:09am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:15pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:15pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:42pm