Honestly I just wanted a cheap way to play Tetris, and this game was on sale. However this game was so bad I just had to leave a review. From a porn standpoint the models are ugly and constantly moving for no reason. It felt really uncanny and the voice lines randomly being placed or only in the porn parts really caught me off guard. And from a gameplay standpoint its just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ puzzle version of Tetris. And the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ menus don't work, I started with a good amount of xp why does this game even have xp and the first level completed for me. I don't even get to see my results it just skips to some of the worst written dialog I've ever had the displeasure of reading. Please just go to tetris.com/play-tetris to play tetris.

Honestly I just wanted a cheap way to play Tetris, and this game was on sale. However this game was so bad I just had to leave a review. From a porn standpoint the models are ugly and constantly moving for no reason. It felt really uncanny and the voice lines randomly being placed or only in the porn parts really caught me off guard. And from a gameplay standpoint its just a shitty puzzle version of Tetris. And the fucking menus don't work, I started with a good amount of xp [spoiler] why does this game even have xp [/spoiler] and the first level completed for me. I don't even get to see my results it just skips to some of the worst written dialog I've ever had the displeasure of reading. Please just go to tetris.com/play-tetris to play tetris.