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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 34.6 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 8 Jan, 2021 @ 5:50pm
Updated: 13 Jan, 2021 @ 11:43am

Step 1.0: Buy game or steal it.
Step 2.0: Install game or burn Rig to ashes.
Step 3.0: Play and stream for friends to watch.
Step 4.0: Start in "Offline Mode", because your scared of Invaders.
Step 4.5: Have friends ridicule you.
Step 5.0: Die repeatedly cause you suck!
Step 5.5: Have friends ridicule you.
Step 6.0: Summon NPC Phantoms cause you suck.
Step 6.5: Have friends ridicule you.
Step 7.0: Spec into DEX, because your an idiot!
Step 7.5: Have friends ridicule you.
Step 8.0: Get a Katana cause your a Weeb.
Step 8.5: Have friends ridicule you.
Step 9.0: Have no idea where the ♥♥♥♥ your going and get killed to stupid ♥♥♥♥!
Step 9.5: Have friends ridicule you.
Step 10.: Either enjoy the game or regret not doing the 2nd option in Step 2.
Step 11.: Have friends ridicule you.

10/10 - Will keep crying and raging...
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