He wasn't a very good man. He'd lure children into the cellar, and sacrifice them to the ghost of Charles Manson. One day, he would lure another child into the cellar. But it was no ordinary child, it was a 21 year old police officer that had dwarfism. But Bobert didn't know that yet. So he showed the "child" his den. Hundreds of thousands of child corpses, topped off with the alter that Bobert used to sacrifice them. Without hesitation, the officer tackled and cuffed Bobert, and as soon as he saw the sun, he melted into a pile of spaghetti sauce. It wouldn't be years later until a glorious spaghetti tree grew in it's place. You have 23 minutes before the corrupt priest comes for, unless you copy and paste this comment on 12 different comment sections. Tic Toc.