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Turtle doto, or Turtle God as some call him, plays with only 20% of his total mental capacity. This man plays every game while chain smoking the biggest Cali blunts that money can buy, while banging your mom with his 10 inch penis. Why does he do this? Out of pity of course, turtle god has to give himself a major handicap to make this game fair for the 9 other players in his pubs. When turtle god rids himself of his handicaps, he will skyrocket himself straight to rank 1.
Good day ma'am.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.