Zurpsy is many things. He is especially acerbic, obnoxious, contemptuous towards himself and others. His style of humor can easily be described as caustic. Zurpsy uses his flippant attitude to conceal his affection towards his friends and is religiously cynical.
Despite all of this however, he is one of the most loyal people i have ever met. He is often funny to the point i cry, my stomach hurts and there is no longer any air in my lungs. He is unchanging in all of these traits and it's because of that i trust him implicitly. Without a doubt he is the best friend i have ever had, and i regret none of the time we have spent together in all of our chaotic adventures.
Now i'm going to show him this and he's going to give me ♥♥♥♥.