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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 12.2 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 9 Feb, 2016 @ 8:50pm

Early Access Review
Ark. Don't buy it. Ever.

"look, I'm stranded on an island naked" *you're cold* "I'd better go find some plants to harvest so I can make me some clothes!"

"look a dodo" *punch* "look a dead dodo" *you're STILL cold*

wait for a bit.....

*you defecated* "wonder what this tastes like?"

IT TASTES LIKE DISAPPOINTMENT FROM BUYING THIS GAME.

/logout

Just. Don't. Waste. Your. Money. PLEASE.
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