ZombieMan101's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 16 Sep @ 11:19am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:51pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:09pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 4:08am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:56pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:22pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 16 Sep @ 11:16pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:17am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:57pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:36am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:58pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:32pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:36pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 23 Jul @ 3:25pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 14 Aug @ 6:38pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:44am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:03am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:59pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:11pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 23 Jul @ 3:30pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 23 Jul @ 3:30pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 31 May @ 9:41pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 8:58am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 23 Jul @ 3:48pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:37pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:59pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 8:58am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 3:37am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 8:58am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:00pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 9:13pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 9:13pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:11am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:53pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:52pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:54pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 26 May @ 10:55pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 31 May @ 2:35am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:10pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 3:56am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:05am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:27pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:37am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:00pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:52am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:05am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 3:09am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:21pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:45am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 4:01am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:47pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:43am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:03am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:01pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:02pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:02pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:02pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:02pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:02pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:02pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:02pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:02pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:02pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:02pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:02pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:27pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:37am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:00pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:52am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:12pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:02pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:02pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 11:02pm