Zhinjio's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:32pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 1:56am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 9:37pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 1:22am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:03am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 7:38pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:01am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 12:19am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:25pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:38pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:23pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:50am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 12:19am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:50am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:18pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 12:19am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:19am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:39am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 4:55am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:47am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 10:31pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 1:00am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:44pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:02pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 6:53pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 1:00am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:57pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 11:47am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:28pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:28pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm