This is all true

friggin uh saw em lickin the remnants of a caramel frap from the local coffee shop once

Terrible hit a deer once. Obliterated it. Nearly a paste but barely alive. She didn't put it down like anyone with any sense of compassion would, she just walked over to it, slapped it's rump and told it to walk it off. The deer did. Her Vespa GTS 300 didn't even have a dent in it what the ♥♥♥♥

wierdest thing i ever seeen this goblin pulled apart a five guys burger and ate each part one by one without chewing just swallowed it whole i've never seen anything like it

Attended Ball So Hard University, unfortunately flunked out. Too much of a square and not a sphere. 4/10

skibidi toilet killed my son