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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 10:50am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:33pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 5:42pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 2:41pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:46pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:38pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 3:59pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:19pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 10:23am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 11:11am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 6:02pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:30pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:04pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:04pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:04pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:43pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 3:45pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 8:35am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:39pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:50pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 10:33am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 11:04am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:57pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:28pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 7:28am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 2:32pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:57pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:39am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:24am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:24am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:54am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:28pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:26am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:26am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 8:56pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 11:51am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 5:00pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:57pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:50pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 3:45pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:35pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:50pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:39am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 2:49pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:12am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:46pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:06am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:20am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 7:09pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:46pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:28am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 9:32pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:51pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 8:09am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 2:27pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:14pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:10pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 8:33pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 9:43am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:16am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 8:05am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:59am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:08pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:10am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:20pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:33pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 8:36am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:38pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:40pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:28am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 3:49pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:14am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:28am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:47am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:28am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:53am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:03am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 11:23am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:38am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 9:02pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:32am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 8:33pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:46pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 12:10pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 8:33pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 5:19pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 2:27pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:35pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:01am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:35pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:35pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 11:51am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 11:51am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:42pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:29pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:29pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:20am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:15am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:49am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 8:30am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 9:16pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 8:34pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 1:37pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 5:54pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 8:34pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 9:32pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 12:20pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:36pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 6:07pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 5:19pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:28pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:47am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:25pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:52am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:43am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:56pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:37pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:51pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:50pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:18pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:51pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:08pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:16pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:50pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:14pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:55pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:56pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:04pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:38pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 8:36am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 3:24pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 12:09pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 4:00pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 2:50pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 8:09am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:34am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:14pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:00am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:06am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:49pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:11pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:26pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:41pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:24pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:53pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:24am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:55am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:20pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:17pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:42pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:06pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:56pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:35pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:29pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:57pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 6:06pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:38pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:44pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 9:43am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 5:19pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 8:06pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:12am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:45am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:37am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 11:41am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 8:05am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:40pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:01am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:13am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:41pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 2:28pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 8:09am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:34am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:15am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:01am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:35pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:49pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:11pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:41pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:43pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:47pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:17pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 6:02pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 2:30pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:25pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:03pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:13pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 6:45am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:07am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:54am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:20pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:52pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:55pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:39pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:21pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 5:00am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:27am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:01am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:00am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:38pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:11pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:43pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:43pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:49pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:02pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:02pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:22pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:42pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:58pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:17pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:55pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:05pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:56pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:15pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:07pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:23pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:31pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:32pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:28pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:31pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:34pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:37pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:19pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 12:52pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:35pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 6:06pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 2:28pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:32am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:11pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:46pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:01pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:25pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:14am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:01pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:38am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 10:22am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:55am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:11pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:41pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:39pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:11pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:15pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:41pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:43pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:54pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:58pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:58pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:41pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:18pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:22pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:30pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:35pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:25pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:42pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:46pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:00pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:02pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:22pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:24pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:25pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:29pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:39pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:47am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:48am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:24am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:51pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:54pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:59pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:00pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:22pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:24pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:38pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:54am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 3:37pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 3:54pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:15pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:15pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:43pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:16am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 11:08am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:17pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:17pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 6:59am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 8:36am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 4:12am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:14am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 6:45am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 5:01am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:02pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:58pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:58pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:58pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:42pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:18pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:29pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:35pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:35pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:37am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:44am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 9:00am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:35pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 4:14am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:59pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:44pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:40pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:27am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:26pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:17pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:11pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:29pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:36am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 9:01am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 5:31am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:46am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:02pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:40am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:20pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:34pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:08pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:38pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 8:53pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 6:04am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:45am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:05pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:40pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:01pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:22pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:36pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:48am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 4:13am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 12:52pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:41am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:38pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:50am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:27pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:34pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 6:59am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 4:50am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 1:37pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:53am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:42pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:47am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 8:36am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 1:05pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:57am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:43am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:20pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:20pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:20pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:20pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:29pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:40pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 9:00am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:37am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 11:56am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:34pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 4:13am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:52am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 11:43am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 5:31am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:34pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:28pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:35pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:35pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:36am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 8:01am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 9:00am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 12:43pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 3:56pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:34pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:52am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 3:56pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:40pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:27am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:31pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:39pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:59pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:08pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:29pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:48am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 12:43pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 1:38pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:41pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:20pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:00am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:49pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:09pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:01am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:08pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 4:13am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 3:56pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:20pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 7:28am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:28pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:50am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:19pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:34pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:20pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:28pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:39pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 12:43pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 4:16am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 1:38pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:52pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:20pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:54am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:40pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:40pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:37am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:37am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 12:24pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:35pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:52am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 3:56pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 3:56pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:19pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 6:59am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:49am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:38pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:25am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 2:38pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:24am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:09pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:35pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:20pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:08pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:37am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:07am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 4:12am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:14am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:14pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:21pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 8:10am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 6:59am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 6:59am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 9:00am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:34pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 4:50am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 1:37pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:52am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:24am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:31pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked