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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:10am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 11:21am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:29am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:30am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:35am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:02am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 2:49am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:30am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:17am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:27am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:27am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:03am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:29am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:07am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:30am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 6:21pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:37am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:29am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:16am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:42pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:34pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:16am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:06pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 12:16am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:25am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:17pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:48am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:29am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:30pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:50am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 11:21am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:00pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:07am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 2:49am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:50am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:04pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:08am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:23am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:57am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:57am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:04pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:16pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:38pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:46pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:02am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:36pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:14pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 12:16am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:40am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:10pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:25am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:30pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:07pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:36am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:35am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:42pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:32pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:25am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:12am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:29pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:35pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:00am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:03pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:50am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:07pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:04am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:47pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:44pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:26pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:15pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:34am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:43pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:33pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:29pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:23pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:43pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:05pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:30pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:42pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:12pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:14pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:44pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 5:13pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:46pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:50pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 2 May @ 1:04pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:16pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:14pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 2:04pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:50pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:27pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:15pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:15pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:04am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:15pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:18pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:21pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:27pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:05pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:15pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:15pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:12pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:22pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:29pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:13pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:14pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:49pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:06am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 10:44am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:07pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:54pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:54pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:17pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:17pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:13pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:17pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:26pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:57pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:07pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:56pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:24am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:06pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:57pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:29pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:29pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:30pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:10pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:15pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:24pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:25pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:27pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:27pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:58pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:07pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:42pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:18pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:24pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:27pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:09pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:18pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:47pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:57pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:35pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:20am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:47pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:47pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:26pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:55pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:47pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:33pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:44pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:22pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:45pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:04pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:27pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:08pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:25am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:14pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:50am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:56pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:26pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 4:57am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:10pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:30pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:09pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 3:05am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:16pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:24pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:28pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:53pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:29pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:55pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:55am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:31pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:05pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:35pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:18pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:25pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:30pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:10pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:15pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:24pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:03pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:47pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:30pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:52pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:23pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:14am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:29pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:32pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:12pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:19pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:34pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:27pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:31pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:00pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:07pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:09pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:16pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:47pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:26pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:13pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:56pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:31pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:42pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:32pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:36pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:15pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:58pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:09pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:53pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:08pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:25pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:19pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:03pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:34pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:48am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:48pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:08am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:19pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 10:21pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:30am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:26am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:40am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 11:51am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:30pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:24pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:26pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:13pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:17pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:44pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:32pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:14pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:23pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:19pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:05pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:12pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:19pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:34pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:31pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:50pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:34pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:54pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:22pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:16pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:58am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:29pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:49pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:42pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:07pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:26pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:40pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:29pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:26pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:24pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:24pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:50am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:06pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:15pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:35pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:54am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:49pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:30pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:03pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:26pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:07pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:56pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:24am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:06pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:16pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:29pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:37pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:51pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:46pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:08pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:10pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:30pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:08pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:56am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:36pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:24am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:11pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:06pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:16am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 2:39am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:00am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 3:22am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:49pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:17pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked