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Raiden ain't got ♥♥♥♥ on Optimus

Shiße.

>Be me
>playing Soviet Union
>Hitler's getting feisty by putting troops in the Rhineland
>greatidea.jpg
>build up troops near soviet border
>Poland flips a ♥♥♥♥♥
>youdungoofed.T-34
>Soviet Wargasm into Poland
>Germany ♥♥♥♥♥ pants
>mfw Britain and France don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about Poland right now
>invade Germany
>take Berlin
>Wargasm into frankfurt
>Germany surrenders in 1938
>10/10 would prevent World War Two again

From the depths of hell in silence
Cast their spells, explosive violence
Russian night time flight perfected
Flawless vision, undetected

First thing's first. I lack play hours on this game for one reason: I've played it on my xbox 50 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ times. This is literally the best capcom game ever and I honestly hope to god they don't ruin it with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sequel or an update that screws it up. Dragon's Dogma is a classical styled RPG that has you saving the world from a dragon.


I'm not going to hint a spoiler but let's just say, this game is very well worth the gameplay and the dragon fight is THE BEST fight you'll ever see that not even monster hunter can come close to.

>be me
>start the game
>Immediatly after 5 minutes of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around in the field a band of 50 bandits comes and attacks
>I get shot in the face, neck, crotch, and chest.
>Game tells me I've been captured
>wtf.jpg
>30 days later i "escape"
>walk into nearest town
>accidentally take out sword
>guards all rape me with their swords
>warband is love
>warband is life
10/10 Would get shreked by guards.

A Hideo Kojima game.

Five bucks says this game will still beat EA's new star wars battlefront game.

I recieved this game as part of the Phantom Pain bundle. It's a great test for your computer to see if you can run the fox engine, and it works great for those who have optimised computers.
Gameplay:
-The AI is tougher than the Metal Gear Solid games of the past
-The AI can work together to defeat you if you're not careful
-The Reflex system can make or break your gameplay, but if you dont like that new feature, you can toggle it off in the options menu

What I would like to see in a future update: the ability to turn the volume up or down without having to mess with your computer system's volume mixer

This game gets a solid 9/10.

The control scheme for this game was perfect before update, now i can't group ♥♥♥♥ as easy as you could.


IMPORTANT EDIT:

That Control scheme was messed up and patched right away, disregard the text above.

This game can bring friends together, and blow them apart just by playing Texas Hold em' without the danger of going to an actual game and not getting shot.