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hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

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Okay so pwease wisten to what I have to say. Im weawwy confused so a whiwe ago, I was mastuwbating with an egg when wight when I was about to owgasm, my vag just wike, sucked it up. It was wike a vaccum. Not just a weguwaw vaccum, my vag is a dyson. Anyway, I was so scawed that I spent the west of the night twying to queef that egg out but it wouwdn't come out.

The next day, whiwe I was pwaying basketbaww duwing gym, the egg feww out and into my undewweaw! I was so afwaid to take it out because I was scawed peopwe wewe going to think i was gwowing a penis ow something. When I got home, I took it out and found out that the egg had HAWD-BOIWED! My vagina is a vaccum and a pot of boiwing watew! It hawd-boiwed an egg!

Im not done! So I didnt know what ewse to do so i put the egg in the fwidge and a coupwe houws watew, my dad was eating an Egg Sawad Sandwhich! He then stawted gagging and coughing.

Shouwd I teww my dad about the egg?