加我兄弟 :3

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

+rep, add me

Okay so pwease wisten to what I have to say. Im weawwy confused so a whiwe ago, I was mastuwbating with an egg when wight when I was about to owgasm, my vag just wike, sucked it up. It was wike a vaccum. Not just a weguwaw vaccum, my vag is a dyson. Anyway, I was so scawed that I spent the west of the night twying to queef that egg out but it wouwdn't come out.

The next day, whiwe I was pwaying basketbaww duwing gym, the egg feww out and into my undewweaw! I was so afwaid to take it out because I was scawed peopwe wewe going to think i was gwowing a penis ow something. When I got home, I took it out and found out that the egg had HAWD-BOIWED! My vagina is a vaccum and a pot of boiwing watew! It hawd-boiwed an egg!

Im not done! So I didnt know what ewse to do so i put the egg in the fwidge and a coupwe houws watew, my dad was eating an Egg Sawad Sandwhich! He then stawted gagging and coughing.

Shouwd I teww my dad about the egg?

+rep has Dig Bick and likes my jiggly thighs

-rep big lame

add me for a quick talk, i have an offer, i couldnt add you for some reason...

I ♥♥♥♥ing remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥ing phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you ♥♥♥♥!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

"im a ♥♥♥ boi" *pukes*

-rep isn't an Israeli

RIP JENNIE :(((( GG!

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If you are a beautiful strong Aryan warrior, someone will put this in your comments.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Roblox. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical gamer’s head. For instance, the humour in Robloxian's death sound “OOF” which itself is a cryptic reference to what people say while having an intercourse. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as John Doe’s genius wit unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why it’s a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime it’s a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn’t flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skypre we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE

THANK YOU SON

SORRY ILL CHANGE IT NOW DAD

NAH ♥♥♥ I DIDNT KNOW WHO THE ♥♥♥ YOU WERE SINCE YOUR PROFILE DIDNT SAY GEORGE

Eyyyyy

OHH ♥♥♥♥ WHATS POPPIN

Did you forget me :(

It's George Chen my 🅱️

I have absolutely no idea who you are :V

jeff why did you delete me, we were orchestra friends back in middle school :(

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It's George, that Asian dude that moved :P

loser

+Rep lovable filthy weeb

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Nekopara- Translates into english as Neko-meaning-cats, and Para-meaning-i enjoy disapointing my family

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mao mi

OU ?

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Praised be to Pool god, for he washes away our sins. Praised be to Ladder god, who welcomes our ascent to divinity with open arms, Praised be to Wall god, Who is so easily forgotten , whom contains us within the holy trinity and forever holds us with our lords ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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i like you men :D

<3

you're a nerd

ayyy 8D lol

No Way, You have the Nekopara Background O_O

we do lol

oy, We need to play sometime breh

Sexy

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（｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。
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　　　　　　　　　　(¸.•´ (¸.•’* ur a skrublord lel

You sexy beast.