Detective Goose Honkinson
Kyoto, Japan
Once the top beak at Featherford PD, Goose Honkinson was framed for a crime he didn’t commit—stealing breadcrumbs from the mayor’s koi pond. Disgraced and dishonored, he turned in his badge (a shiny bottle cap) and took to the streets, solving crimes with nothing but his wits, a magnifying glass, and deep emotional repression. Now he honks alone, haunted by justice and carbs.
Once the top beak at Featherford PD, Goose Honkinson was framed for a crime he didn’t commit—stealing breadcrumbs from the mayor’s koi pond. Disgraced and dishonored, he turned in his badge (a shiny bottle cap) and took to the streets, solving crimes with nothing but his wits, a magnifying glass, and deep emotional repression. Now he honks alone, haunted by justice and carbs.
RustyPop 8 May @ 5:19pm 
great teammate
✧ snazzy ✧ 24 Apr @ 1:54am 
wow ok.
Detective Goose Honkinson 23 Apr @ 2:04pm 
lol
22 Apr @ 7:06pm 
dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cant play and do anything got boosted to 25k smh
Капитан pibble 22 Apr @ 7:06pm 
daddy is gonna punish you, you were a bad ♥♥♥♥♥