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Today at Walmart I told the cashier Merry Christmas. She said, "Happy Holidays, ma'am, I smiled and said "You don't have to be afraid anymore. President Trump gave us Christmas back" she started crying tears of joy and said "Merry Christmas" and then everyone in the store applauded

(Yeah, aye) It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year. (Aye, yuh) I have just one query (What's that?) Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (Uh huh) The answer is clear.. It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year. (Sprite, let's go)

ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ You take the moon and you take the sun. ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You take everything that sounds like fun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ You stir it all together and then you're done. ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞

ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ Rada rada rada rada rada rada. ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ



ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) So come on in, feel free to do some looking.

Stay a while 'cause somethings always cooking.

Come on in, feel free to do some looking.

Stay a while 'cause somethings always cooking.

Yeah!!! ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness, yet simultaneously they abhor it in practice… ergo, 30 different spelling variations on the most normative possible names. This homogeneity-masquerading-as-diversity is inseparable from capitalist consumer culture and in fact is directly analogous to the experience of walking into a grocery store and being asked to "choose" between 50 varieties of toothpaste with the same exact ingredients, 12 brands of laundry detergent, etc.

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The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

What did you just say about me, you little Grinch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Elf Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret deliveries of presents around the world. I have eaten over 300 confirmed cookies. I am trained in chimney infiltration and I’m the top wrapper in the entire North Pole. You are nothing to me but just another naughty child. You think you can get away with saying that to me? Think again, Frosty. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of elves and your chimney is being traced so you better prepare for the coal, Scrooge. You’re about to have a very disappointing xmas morning. I can make and check lists at the same time. If only you could have known what festive retribution your little “naughty” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will drip frosting all over you and you will drown in it. You’re gingerbread, kiddo.

✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁bois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹

(◕‿◕✿) Dear Weebs in the chat, you are sugoi. Whatever is going on in your kokoro right now, please know that you are kawaii and your story is not a filler. You are loved (◕‿◕✿)

Why? Because mlp is "manly"? Well tough luck! NEWS FLASH!! Gender roles aren't the law. Neither are stereotypes. And autism causes someone to be much less social and instead transferring that brain power to other parts of the brain like the prefrontal cortex. What the prefrontal cortex do? LOGICAL THINKING, REASONING, AND SUMMED ALL UP, INTELLIGENCE! Albert Einstein (is thought to) had autism and many other intelligent and creative people have autism. So you basicly called us creative and intelligent by saying we have autism. And by saying you have to be autistic to watch the show, you are saying you have to be less social and more creative/intelligent to watch the show.

🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑

(Yeah, aye) It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year. (Aye, yuh) I have just one query (What's that?) Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (Uh huh) The answer is clear.. It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year. (Sprite, let's go)

❓ Maybe I’ll be Tracer 😛💨🕰️
❗ I’m already Tracer 🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
❔ What about Widowmaker 💜🕷️
❕ I’m already Widowmaker 🕸️
👌🏿💯I’ll be Bastion 🤖
🚫 N͘͞E͞͠R̷͘F͟ ͞͠BAS̢͞Ţ͢IO̢N͟҉҉ ⚰️
🤷 You’re right; so, Winston 🐵👍🏿
🍌 I wanna be Winston 🦍
🗡️ I guess I’ll be Genji 🐱‍👤
😏 I’m already Genji 👤
💀 Then I’ll be McCree 🤠👌
🔫 I already chose McCree 🕛☠️
✋ I have an idea 🙋
❓ What’s your idea? 🤔
🙌 You should be— 😇🦶
🙅 I’m not gonna be Mercy ‼️✨

ǝoɥ ʎɐƃ ɐ sᴉ ɐunʇ

"This is a nice stick" said a small brown bird while admiring her nest. "I like sticks" she added happily. "Peck" "Peck" she said while making minimal adjustments to the nest. "Lemme smash" said Ron in a pathetic begging voice as he jumped on a log trying to get the brown birds attention attention. "Please" "No Ron, Go find Becky" the brown bird said annoyed. "You want, sum ♥♥♥?" Ron asked. "No Ron, I don't want sum ♥♥♥" she replied. "I got you blue" Ron said presenting her with a colorful piece of plastic. "Hey gurl, you want some tail?" he once again asked not getting the point and flicked his tail. "Ugh" she sighed. "Ron, your tail is small" "Wot?" he said looking up suprised with more blue and a leaf in his mouth. "Swiggity, Swooty" "You want yellow?" he asked presenting another colorful gift out of desperation. "She doesn't want yellow"

he asked presenting another colorful gift out of desperation. "She doesn't want yellow" he said to himself sadly setting down the gift on the ground after he didn't get a response. "Blue and yellow?" he asked himself. "No" he added dropping his gifts. "Ron, I'm leaving" the little brown bird said and she flew off. "Wut?" said Ron. "No wait lemme smash" he yelled after her. Then the depression kicked in. "What has my life come to?" "Becky thought my tail was big" "Becky used to let me smash. But Becky is smashing Ben." "Ben is a hoe" "♥♥♥♥ THIS NEST, ♥♥♥♥ BEN" Ron said as he went into a rampage destroying everything around him. "I NEED YOU BECKY" "BECKY LEMME SMASH" "Imma get that ♥♥♥♥♥ a stick" "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love sticks" he sad frantically searching for the right stick. "Wrong stick" "Stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, stick" "Need stick" "Got stick" "Becky, I got stick" "LEMME SMASH" Ron yelled as he flew off with his stick.

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He sounds like he came from the hood

𝐻𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝑔𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝒹𝒶𝓎!