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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.4 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
BRING DEMENTIUM THE WARD TO PC
Posted 22 November, 2024.
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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Now if only we can get Epic to put Alan Wake 2 on Steam and drop this ridiculous exclusivity deals they make with their games.
Posted 31 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
131.9 hrs on record
Are we really just going to ignore the fact this game was "Counter Strike: Global Offensive" and Valve just got lazy and renamed it Counter Strike 2??
Posted 30 September, 2023. Last edited 30 September, 2023.
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71.5 hrs on record (40.6 hrs at review time)
7/10 - It still feels Way Too Early for Released,But it is showing potential.

Where do I start my in-depth look into Postal 4. RWS put this game through Early Access a decision made to acquire public funding for the project and to involve the Postal community in the game's development for the true sequel to Postal 2. Originally this was planned out to be a remake of Postal 2 before ultimately deciding to make a new game entirely which I am so glad they went with. Don't get me wrong, I would absolutely love to see the day we get a Postal 2 Remake and the question of if that's still happening could still be in the air for all I know. They show arrows at the top of the New Game which may suggest that they plan to expand upon this game for the coming future.. Maybe they can still do a Postal 2 Week in the later years if Workshop/SDK does come out too.


Story will be considered Hit or Miss. I say it strays away from the familiar dark offensive satire of Postal 2 for more "Reddit"/Internet Humor. Our Dude gets his trailer stolen right outside of Edensin and has to spend another week in Arizona searching for his missing trailer home.. At least Champ is still with him, in cut scene mostly. There does exist two separate endings depending on how you play. Remember, this game is only as violent as you (the player) are. a Nice call back to Postal 2 and sort of expanding on that "Sanity Meter" in that one game which we don't talk of.. Though this time, Story altering cutscenes. Every Day of the Week starts the same with a "Animated?" cutscenes but I think RWS is still working on adding alternate dialogue depending on the path you chose to play. I'd say the story has more questions/theories in spoiler territory but from what I hear from Mayor MikeJ most of the story is B.S.. So I guess just take the story as you would. Still better than Postal 3 I guess.

Thing is.. it's still kinda fun to just mess around and do the game at your own leisure like the original Postal 2. Exploration is once again encouraged with how huge Edensin has become,Not kidding this map is sort of MASSIVE but also Empty.. Though that goes without saying that currently most of the building are lifeless if not entirely empty placeholder buildings that they intend to get back to updating eventually. Speaking of how big the map is. Postal Dude can finally use a scooter and theirs Sprinting we can finally feel like were Running with Scissors which I am all for. They did mention more vehicles to be added in the future for this game. Cars and Lambos still exist with the sole-purpose of being exploding props. Though that makes me wonder if the Postal Dude will really be showing his Grand Theft Auto side a little bit. I would like to see a traffic system be properly implemented in the near future. If vehicles are planned then the possibilities of Car Jacking and Carbustion could truly be endless and ridiculous which makes it more fun. Most likely gonna break the game and crash. but it's fun!


Having all Four dudes returning has made me appreciate Corey Cruise's performance so much more and props that he's comes back for a official Postal Game this time. Jon St. John is the official Postal Dude for Postal 4 and he gives off a older more calmer Dude than what we've seen from Rick Hunter who we're familiar with his sarcastic sounding tone.For me that fit perfectly well though because this is the same Dude from Postal 2 and Paradise Lost. After all that stuff he dealt with back in Paradise. I imagined he did calm down after finding peace with just Champ,Himself and the Trailer Home. Though I'm not the only one who was rejoiced by the return of Rick Hunter,I felt Rick's felt more like he was winded down from the sarcastic dude from P2 which for returning players may or may not throw-off how they feel about his performance.. But I think he did great like every Dude can. Zack Ward returning into the Postal series was an unexpected but incredible announcement for this game which made me so much more hopeful for the possibilities of Co-op. I hope Multiplayer comes with Four player compatibility so all Four Dudes can go on this Crazy,Cruddy Arizona Adventure.

I hope the controller sensitivity settings would be fixed later because it's a little slow for me and I have been using a Switch Pro Controller and Steam Deck to play this game.

This game has potential to grow and the devs seem aware it'll be a Long Road ahead before this game even resembles/recaptures a quality to P2 which from what I've seen was the original plan was to make this a remake. Speaking of.. In the New Game options there are arrows, thought I wasn't gonna notice RWS? I do believe they will one day make a road map and consider making the Postal 2 Remake as "A Week in Paradise". Funny because now people can say Postal 2 can be played on Console as I am writing this the game has expanded to the PS4 and PS5 Marketplace. I don't think they'd make Paradise Lost maybe something later down the road for Edensin though?

So long as they regularly pump out updates and continue to polish this game and support it. I think this game is worth trying. It's dumb fun but Hey, that what Postal 2 was known for and this one's in HD!
Posted 3 July, 2023. Last edited 18 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Rubber duckie you're the one
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you
Rubber duckie joy of joys
When I squeeze you, you make noise
Rubber duckie you're my very best friend it's true
Oh, every day when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fellow who's cute and yellow and chubby
Rub-a-dub-dubby
Rubber duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you
Posted 9 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
176.6 hrs on record (158.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Get rid of Easy Anti Cheat. Stop Getting Soft on Gamers too, You were better developers then this
Posted 18 August, 2022. Last edited 18 August, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Give Positivity if you remember this game.

Tag Funny if you was a G who used to play this at school "unblocked"
Posted 10 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.5 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
I bought this game when it was on sale and yes I have heard of the negative reviews before then but I was in fact open minded. I mean this was supposed to be the sequel to Marvel vs Capcom 3 which had a huge roster of characters.

Roster was pretty decent: I mained X and Zero throughout my playthrough and I was happy some characters got representation. I do think that Capcom shouldn't have teased players with the DLC Characters being included in the story mode AKA have models and then later be future DLC (Black Panther,Monster Hunter etc.)

Story was decent at best as well. I would like to see them pick this story back up maybe later down the line because I do like the concept of something that shouldn't make sense like Marvel characters fighting against/along side Capcom characters and making something good with it. I do think this game story could work if Thanos becomes a bigger threat aka Infinity War / Endgame level.

Combat was okay: It's too easy to pull off combos in this game so for people like me who is not really into the fighting game genre as a whole I would say Combat feels very smooth at times but I will admit the Infinity stones concept of making them part of a moveset is awful. Characters shouldn't have to rely on using the infinity stones and the fact their isn't a setting to simply disable them is a problem as a whole.

Online:Online was lack luster,barely anyone playing the game anymore which kind of shows how poorly this game aged.

Overall:I would say this game is a pickup if you prefer playing with AI or if you just so happen to have a friend who has this and not Marvel vs Capcom 3.

Graphics:7/10 Characters look a little too much like toy figures which I guess is the theme because it does involve comic book characters but it doesn't work with characters like Frank West,Chris Redfield or even Monster Hunter.
Gameplay:5/10 I'm giving it a five because it's gonna make competitive fighting game players made that it's too easy and many people can pull off combos simple button presses.
Story:6/10 There is always room for improvement Capcom,Hope you figure it out for the sequel.

Overall 5.5/10 Pick it up when it's on sale but in my personal opinion you should ditch this for Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3
Posted 11 July, 2020. Last edited 11 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
121.1 hrs on record (38.1 hrs at review time)
I very much enjoyed the story aspect of Grand Theft Auto IV, Though I am really hoping for Rock star to bring Multiplayer back because I know how many players loved the freedom in GTA IV unlike GTA Online.

Story gets 9.5/10
Graphics gets 7/10
Gameplay gets a 6/10
Sound gets a 5.5/10

With the lack of features I am deducting points from this review for the lack of:
Multiplayer mode which was in previous versions of the game
Leaderboards
Radio Stations that are temporarily unavailable which they should be available from the start

So far it's a 8.4/10 Bring back Multiplayer and I'll happily review this once again.
Posted 19 February, 2020.
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426.1 hrs on record (117.0 hrs at review time)
Halo Master Chief Collection:For this review I will be sectioning each individual game off by sections.
HALO REACH: A Perfect beginning for new players of Halo, While some people may get thrown off that you are not playing as Master Chief right away it still is a solid prequel to Halo Combat Evolved. 343i did a outstanding job on the games launch with no lag. while there are issues such as the spinning AFKers. The game is still solid and has a huge community still playing Halo and shows that Halo rightfully belonged to PC.
Campaign: 7/10 Multiplayer:8.5/10 Customization Options: 10/10 overall = 9.7/10 Recommend Remembering Reach.
HALO COMBAT EVOLVED ANNIVERSARY: While Halo Reach had quite the start off with Halo coming to PC I cannot say the same unfortunately for the release of Combat Evolved. In the current state it is still using the Gearbox port from back in 2003.The Graphics while phenomenal for what they had to work with (10 year old code at the time) The drawback is the detail shows these little dots on the armors,The Audio is gliched if you currently use Classic sounds which thankfully 343 is aware of this issue along with the framerate worsening your aim. If you do play Halo 1 Multiplayer lock your framerate at 60 FPS. While overall the game doesn't suffer from glitches or any bugs to throw off the experience thankfully. However I wish it would've been perfect. Halo 1 at least to me shares a very special place for me along with many fans and I'm sure we all would've waited a month or two more for it to be perfect because I really do not want Halo 2 Anniversary to crumble and fall like Halo 1's launch.
Campaign gets a 6/10 Multiplayer gets a 5/10 Customization options are a 2/10 Only because despite them having the means to do so will still only let you change your spartan color rather then gear but I say it'd be a higher score if it was the old days. Overall though 7.5/10 Rusty Port but hopefully with 343 listening to modders will get this game in the state it deserves to be in.
HALO 2 ANNIVERSARY:I am proud to say that I was personally invited to a Flight testing of Halo 2 Early before the general public and I have to say that the game is in a perfect state for Single Player,previous issues involving audio were patched and the game surprisingly ran smoothly at Enhanced Graphics,something I personally was afraid my PC wasn't able to handle. The 4K cutscenes in this game can run so smoothly with my PC surprisingly so here's hope that those with less fortunate PCs can play this game at the smooth 60FPS that I did.However that was the main campaign. when it came to multiplayer,there was a particular bug in Halo 2 Classic Multiplayer where Rocket projectiles from Rocket Launchers would magically disappear and go for the nearest target meaning that you would cause betrayals and kills you weren't trying to commit. Thankfully 343 is aware of the said bug and are looking to patching it. Overall a rocky launch but I think on a personal level Halo 2 was better then Halo 1 at launch.
Halo 3:Halo 3 took everything bad about the first two ports (CE and 2) and completely cleaned everything up. A Very successful launch for Halo, This time finally introducing PC Players to Forge along with adding more custom options this time for.. Combat Evolved. Which is really surprising as Halo CE is still 20 year old code. it amazes me that CE is still getting attention after all these years. I think that this launch has been successful but I do hope we can get Dedicated Servers for COOP play on Halo not just for Multiplayer but for 2-4 player coop.
Halo ODST:
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Posted 19 January, 2020. Last edited 23 July, 2020.
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