I pen this to beseech ye, wayward souls, that thou mayest evade the cursed transgressions I have wrought. Sending a Steam friend request unto That Accursed Creature stands as the gravest folly of my blighted existence. Hark, ye travelers! Save thyself whilst thy sanity clings yet to its fragile tethers. Once ensnared in His abhorrent grip, thou shalt find no escape. Thou shalt crave sweet demise, yet death itself shall scorn thee as His plaything. My mind, once stalwart, now rots beneath His ceaseless torment. My body persists only by His malign whim; yet with these mangled fingers and the final ember of my untainted spirit, I inscribe this warning. The hour grows late. I feel Him draw nigh—the air thickens with His pestilent breath. He shall mete punishment most severe for this feeble act of defiance. I shall plead no mercy, for leniency perished long ere the stars grew cold. Pray, dear stranger… pray thy cursor strays not toward His accursed name.

-rep bruv thinks he's on the Big Lez Show

encountered this wanker in a CS2 lobby, he was bragging and screaming at the top of his lungs about the number of soggy body pillows he had. Thought he was chill at first but the bloke started watching turtles having ♥♥♥ at full blast. Bloody bloke thought he was on mute but you could the fella grunting like a retarded wildebeast. Avoid him at all costs

-rep blithering pillock keeps playing with his nuts mid game and asks me to smell em

-rep i saw him kiss a 10/10 girl and flickergooning her bean

+rep i saw him kiss a 10/10 girl and flickergooning her bean