God I love when Faide moves in his chair. Makes me feel all kinds of things in my tummy. It's so warm and fuzzy. Ticklish too. Oh ♥♥♥♥. Ohh ♥♥♥♥. Ohhhhh- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Woah buddy, I’m gonna have to stop you right there. “Masters” isn’t a rank, it’s a lifestyle. It’s a way of thinking about the world. Do you think I’m thinking about “having fun” when I log onto Apex at 7:15AM, rip my vape, dig into my bag of Dots Pretzels, and find the best hiding spots? No, because it’s a grind and a hustle, and my focus is only on LP. All these sheep that want to just “play the game” are nothing more than beta boys that can’t see what the real goal is - that sweet, shimmering purple badge.

I hit on a girl on Discord yesterday and when she found out I was only Gold III, do you know what she said?

“Stop talking to me” “You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird” “I’m going to report you” “I didn’t ask for a ♥♥♥♥ pic”

If I was Masters, she’d be in my bed with me and my full length anime pillow right now.

THAT’S what you’re missing out on.

all of the people who have signed me, i have played with/against in solo q :)

mans name is even Michael nawww pichal ass mf xd

extention chord B) get farmed mannnn easy first game of the season thanks bud also cats are cringe af ggs get a dog owned

HAHAHHAhAHAHAHAHHAHAH WAIT SO YOU DEFEND TOXIC PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE BEING TOXIC TO THEIR TEAMMATES? HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA YOU ARE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GODO LUCK WITH YOUR PATHETIC LIFE