disconnected before he even hit the ground after getting shat on in the monument he chose! awesome teamate +4billion rep!

God I love when Faide moves in his chair. Makes me feel all kinds of things in my tummy. It's so warm and fuzzy. Ticklish too. Oh ♥♥♥♥. Ohh ♥♥♥♥. Ohhhhh- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Woah buddy, I’m gonna have to stop you right there. “Masters” isn’t a rank, it’s a lifestyle. It’s a way of thinking about the world. Do you think I’m thinking about “having fun” when I log onto Apex at 7:15AM, rip my vape, dig into my bag of Dots Pretzels, and find the best hiding spots? No, because it’s a grind and a hustle, and my focus is only on LP. All these sheep that want to just “play the game” are nothing more than beta boys that can’t see what the real goal is - that sweet, shimmering purple badge.

I hit on a girl on Discord yesterday and when she found out I was only Gold III, do you know what she said?

“Stop talking to me” “You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird” “I’m going to report you” “I didn’t ask for a ♥♥♥♥ pic”

If I was Masters, she’d be in my bed with me and my full length anime pillow right now.

THAT’S what you’re missing out on.

all of the people who have signed me, i have played with/against in solo q :)

mans name is even Michael nawww pichal ass mf xd

extention chord B) get farmed mannnn easy first game of the season thanks bud also cats are cringe af ggs get a dog owned

HAHAHHAhAHAHAHAHHAHAH WAIT SO YOU DEFEND TOXIC PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE BEING TOXIC TO THEIR TEAMMATES? HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA YOU ARE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GODO LUCK WITH YOUR PATHETIC LIFE

I ♥♥♥♥ing remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a♥♥♥♥♥♥in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥ing phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you♥♥♥♥♥♥" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick♥♥♥♥♥in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning. (Although now that i think about it, i rather enjoyed it. Same time Same place?)

Good win with you....but you are toxic :/

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also notice how u have no friends and only negative comments on your page it really shows how bright you are

Rude, how dare you cyber bully. -Rep x5

you sir have been reported XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I have a cat and a pig and people constantly ask me why we eat one and cherish the other. First of all cats are delicious and 2nd the relationship I have with my pig is purely sexual and nothing more

Hello, i bet you are busy but wait this benefits you. Me and my teammate (iworkthefields6969[silver2 {mechanical}]) would like to play with you next split. My friend hit gold, so he is good. I will work hard to hit gold too. I am silver2 and people don't know how to play so its hard to make progress, it is always my teammates' fault (not iworkthefields6969s). Send me a message on steam so we can scrim in platnum torunaments, talk to you soon

monkey

Anyone else running into nothin but Smurfs in they’re rank? I ran into multiple gc2 level players, gc3 and even ssl players today. I got up to 1417, and then got Smurf after Smurf and fell all the way down to 1340. I literally couldn’t win after winning every game. I run into more gc2’s and gc3 Smurfs then I do actual champ 3’s. it’s filled with low gc1 to high gc1 level players as well. I was literally 1560 last season and I’m not playing any worse. I’m playing just how I would last season and I feel like I’ve improved a bit from last season but I can’t get higher then low gc1 because ranked is so bad rn. Maybe I should just start training every day instead of playing ranked and do that for a while and see if that helps but idk. It’s just I can’t get out of c3 because of this crap. Every game I see season 8 gc, season 13 gc, season 5 gc ssl tournament winner. Like nothing but players that shouldn’t be on c3. gc1 must be filled with gc2’s if so many are in C3

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your peak is 1650, don't talk to me

your peak is 1650, don't talk to me

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hi there cutie

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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pathetic bot, cant beat a c3 with an ssl on ur team, i carried u so hard and u and ur friend throw like every fat boosted gc2, and when u said u carried me b4, i pulled my weight by passing and saving, something u and ur buddy didnt do at all, all u did was miss and watch the ball. slow as, get a brain.
hint why im on the verge of ssl droshot and ur a gc2 almost gc1, says enough why im here and u are there. stop playing dropshot, ur crap, ur slow and dogsh**

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

gets mad over a goal and thinks hes so good becuase he has a s1 ssl snow day tag

gets mad over a goal and thinks hes so good becuase he has a s1 ssl snow day tag

gets mad over a goal and thinks hes so good becuase he has a s1 ssl snow day tag

gets mad over a goal and thinks hes so good becuase he has a s1 ssl snow day tag

gets mad over a goal and thinks hes so good becuase he has a s1 ssl snow day tag

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we aren't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course cuz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

holy imagine getting a friend to smurf for you for the tournament gc tag LMAO pathetic

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

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