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3 people found this review helpful
23.9 hrs on record
Played this game with a friend one night,
Laughed so hard, it felt just right.
Puzzles, jumps, and fights so grand,
Only worked with a helping hand.

CO LLA BORATION was the key,
Fail alone? That’s on me.
Bosses wild, the levels new,
No dull moment, not a few.

A tale of love, a game of fun,
By the end, we weren’t done.
If you’ve got a friend to play,
Get this game—don’t delay!
Posted 8 March. Last edited 8 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
300 dollars for this?
Posted 26 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
> can't run rdr2 over 30 fps
> buys Lossless Scaling
> game runs over 60 fps
Posted 20 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.6 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
In the name of Hades! Supergiant Games, I accept this sequel.

The amount of polish this game has in early access puts a lot of big-name studios to shame with their "full" game releases.
If you enjoyed Hades, you will also enjoy this.
very similar in terms of combat, with a kinda different progression system.
YOU CAN PET A FROG!!!1!!

Death to Chronos.
Posted 8 May, 2024. Last edited 8 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.3 hrs on record
Where do I begin? This game checks all the boxes of a good game.

-Great Gameplay
Fast movement, snappy animations and exciting combat.

-Great Sound Design
The sound of the game is as important as the gameplay and it's eargasming.

-AMAZING STORY
One of the best stories I have ever seen in my entire life of video gaming
I was left crying at the end of it a masterpiece.

-Great visual art
Nothing beats pixel art.

There are only a few games that make it to my favorite of all time. This is one of them.

If you are reading this and on the edge of buying the game, Do It.

You won't regret it.
Posted 11 January, 2024.
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31 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
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0.4 hrs on record
In the world of gaming, where stories unfold,
"Parasitic Evil" is a tale to be told.
A man wakes up, in a room so bare,
Beside him, a woman, with a vacant stare.

Their love scenes are intense, they set the screen ablaze,
The passion and the drama, they leave you in a daze.
The chemistry is palpable, it's a sight to behold,
A story of love and survival, in a hospital so cold.

They fight off zombies, with courage and might,
In the eerie hospital, under the pale moonlight.
The stakes are high, the tension is rife,
In "Parasitic Evil", it's a fight for life.

The game is immersive, it's a sensory delight,
From the love scenes that made me shudder with delight,
To the chilling zombie battles, in the dead of night,
"Parasitic Evil" is a thrilling flight.

So, ready your fingers, for a game so surreal,
Survive if you can, in "Parasitic Evil".
Posted 10 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.2 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Even though I got this for free, I feel scammed.

The game feels very weird in terms of movement and combat.

The AI enemies in the game are very weird when fighting them; this is even worse, including the sluggish controls.

The prologue was good, even though the last fight was bad.
Posted 8 December, 2023. Last edited 8 December, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
I can see the fun in this game, but it has WAY too many weird quirks to it that make it unfun for me.

The game tries to be *special* by having their quirky game mode as their main one and not having one of the most basic game modes when it comes to shooters: TDM.

The gun play and the player classes are fit for a TDM or even a SND type of game mode, but the developers think this game must not be like the others.

And the other thing is that the games last for WAY too long for my liking, and also, WHY IS THE RESPAWN TIMER 30 SECONDS?

And don't get me started on teammates leaving and not having a random player join a fill-up, which is even worse with the 30-minute timer per match.

But I did like the way they made the announcements in the game. It makes you feel like you are really part of a show, but that's where the good stops.

Will I come back to this game? No, since I have 0 faith in the development team, knowing they are part of NEXON and the game will shut down in a span of 3 years. If it doesn't shut down, it will just become a P2W game following NEXON game decisions.

Heck, even being backed by NEXON is enough to make you dislike such games.

What a shame! I was really looking forward to this game.

EDIT: Even worse, it came to my attention that this game uses AI voice acting. I don't know where Valve stands in this because it's morally wrong. DO NOT SUPPORT THIS.
Posted 7 December, 2023. Last edited 8 December, 2023.
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1.8 hrs on record
6.5/10

Good building sim for your dream room setup, but it's a 6.5 due to bad size customization mechanic and even worse camera control.
Only buy on sale.
Posted 7 November, 2023.
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13 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
The BIG turn off here is the weird controls but overall a good game

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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☐ 10

Posted 13 September, 2023. Last edited 13 September, 2023.
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