💻 PC Specs (God Fears This Setup):

GPU: NVIDIA RTX 5090 Ti 24GB GDDR7 (Limited Edition, cooled with streamer tears)
CPU: Intel Core i9-14900KS (overclocked with raw hatred)
RAM: G.SKILL Trident Z5 Royal 192GB DDR5 (RGB so bright it blinds poverty)
Motherboard: ASUS ROG MAXIMUS Z890 HERO (fresh out of TSMC’s oven)
Power Supply: Corsair AX1600i Titanium (can power an entire favela)
Storage: 4x Samsung 990 PRO 4TB NVMe + 1x Seagate FireCuda 8TB HDD (holds all my poor decisions)
Case: Lian Li O11D EVO XL (reflects my internal chaos)
Cooling: EKWB Custom Loop (liquid cooled with ex-girlfriend tears)
Keyboard: SteelSeries Apex Pro TKL (macros for tax evasion)
Mouse: Logitech G Pro X Superlight 2 (lighter than your excuses)
Mic: Shure SM7B (more faithful than your friends)
Headset: Audeze Maxwell Wireless Planar (hear your trauma in 4D)
Controller: SCUF Reflex FPS PS5 Modded (because I don’t trust my thumbs)
Printer: Epson EcoTank L5290 (used only to print memes)

🏠 House Specs (Domestic Gaming Arc):

Dinnerware: 32-piece generic set (not dishwasher safe, just like me)
Sheets: Shin Megami Tensei polar double (waifu dreams included)
Fan: AliExpress USB fan with RGB (flies if set to max)
Chair: DXRacer Racing Series Black (posture fixed, mental health not)
Dining Table: IMUSA 6-seater (for friends I don't invite)
Shampoo: Head & Shoulders Men Anti-Dandruff (mental flakes gone)
Bed: European Apolo Black Single Bed (just like my love life)
Stove: Mademsa Kerosene RGB Edition (cooks and glows—like my rage)
Conditioner: Pantene Pro-V Restoration 400ml
Hair Balm: L'Oréal Apple-Scented Restoration (tempting but don’t eat it)
Hookah Pipe: Portable glass shisha, bubble filter, cigarette holder – comes with regrets
Coffee: NESCAFÉ Jar 300g (anxiety fuel)
Face Soap: Same one I use for my ass (double duty champion)

🎲 Random Lore Items:

Dad: At least I have one, unlike you
Shirt: Ahegao full-print tee (comes with shame and attention)
Penis?: Ask your mom
Snack: 2x Speed Max 1L (liquid regret)
Dish Soap: Your place
Your place: Great for cheating / also great for sucking (depends on the night)
Smash?: Your cousin and your aunt
Chimbo Status: Statistically average in my country (trust me bro)
Instagram: Deleted (Status: Cancelled)
Restraining Order: Active – Wanted by Interpol for unpaid child support (Any% WR)




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