I have a mixed relationship with TF2.






HawkBear: my friend just got me a waifu pillow for christmas
may0: you should hang in on your door
may0: so everyone coming in can see
may0: your loving waifu
HawkBear: yes
HawkBear: my one true love
HawkBear: i slept with it once already
HawkBear: under my head, not spooning it
may0: jeez
HawkBear: just to test it
may0: oh
HawkBear: maybe if I buy a big pillow case and cover it
may0: LOL i went to the most extreme meaning of "slept with" there
may0: i was almost disappointed
HawkBear: no i did not get naked and ♥♥♥♥ a pillow
HawkBear: u sick bastard :P
may0: does it have like
may0: a hole
HawkBear: no lol. i could make one and put ziploc bags full of beans in there to make it like a simulator
may0: whats the point of a waifu if you have to carve her out with a knife
may0: bad product
may0: dissatisfied
HawkBear: lel
HawkBear: write a 5 page review on amazon of why you shouldnt buy the waifu pillow without a slit in the front
HawkBear: ones with slits in the back are for birthday occassions
HawkBear: i feel like i am taking this too far now
may0: dude what if
may0: there were different holes
may0: for different holidays
HawkBear: yes
HawkBear: we can corner the market
may0: brilliant strategy
HawkBear: wryt and hawks waifu
HawkBear: and instead of the clitoris, it can be the slitoris
may0: HOLY
may0: we are geniuses
may0: lets get on this before someone else does
HawkBear: i think we just became millionares
HawkBear: because there are pillow ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out there who need us
HawkBear: our company can be called pillow talk
may0: okay that is one too many good ideas there
HawkBear: and we can put some pillows where you squeeze the boobs and they say voice lines
HawkBear: WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ HAVE U PUT IN MY HEAD
may0: YOU TOOK IT THIS FAR
HawkBear: i have a problem
may0: ALSO
may0: I THINK THE SLITORIS (TM) SHOULD SPEAK TOO
HawkBear: YES
HawkBear: that's not me saying yes, thats the voice line screaming it
may0: this is the greatest conversation ive ever had




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