This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It has some atrocious voice acting. This may be a plus for you, and if it is, you're in luck, as it's about the only redeemable part about it. Especially the random Italian dude who goes by the name of Paolo Bellini. He's a boss. And the two drunkards in the beginning of the game too.

Everything else though? Well, let's see here. The gameplay is asinine. You'll have enemies shooting you through walls, shouting the same 3 lines of dialogue over and over again just to occasionally peek out the corner to try and take a shot at you. They're damn accurate but fortunately you have shrooms (hubbardium) that gives you bullet time so I guess that's okay. :|

There's a plot but it's forgettable since it's been done so many times before. Yet the game thinks otherwise as it loves its cutscenes, sometimes being really long and drawn out. Also I guess there was a twist but you could see it a mile away anyway since there were only like 5 characters. And when the plot tells you one of them isn't what they appear to be, I'm just going to say that it's probably not that hard to find out.

The dialogue and the voice acting, as mentioned above, are so bad it's good sometimes, especially the main character's attempts at humor. And you get calls, a lot of calls. One of these even got me killed once, as my character sat there listening as the dialogue kept going on while this one soldier kept shooting him until he was dead. And no, I couldn't skip the damn call. Autosaves? What are those? This game doesn't do autosaves until you beat the level you're in, so get used to quicksaving a lot.

All in all this game is worth it only for the ridiculous dialogue but you can probably find that in YouTube clips. Play it only if you're high, otherwise, avoid.

This game is horseshit. It has some atrocious voice acting. This may be a plus for you, and if it is, you're in luck, as it's about the only redeemable part about it. Especially the random Italian dude who goes by the name of Paolo Bellini. He's a boss. And the two drunkards in the beginning of the game too. Everything else though? Well, let's see here. The gameplay is asinine. You'll have enemies shooting you through walls, shouting the same 3 lines of dialogue over and over again just to occasionally peek out the corner to try and take a shot at you. They're damn accurate but fortunately you have shrooms (hubbardium) that gives you bullet time so I guess that's okay. :| There's a plot but it's forgettable since it's been done so many times before. Yet the game thinks otherwise as it loves its cutscenes, sometimes being really long and drawn out. Also I guess there was a twist but you could see it a mile away anyway since there were only like 5 characters. And when the plot tells you one of them isn't what they appear to be, I'm just going to say that it's probably not that hard to find out. The dialogue and the voice acting, as mentioned above, are so bad it's good sometimes, especially the main character's attempts at humor. And you get calls, a lot of calls. One of these even got me killed once, as my character sat there listening as the dialogue kept going on while this one soldier kept shooting him until he was dead. And no, I couldn't skip the damn call. Autosaves? What are those? This game doesn't do autosaves until you beat the level you're in, so get used to quicksaving a lot. All in all this game is worth it only for the ridiculous dialogue but you can probably find that in YouTube clips. Play it only if you're high, otherwise, avoid.