Im truly heartbroken. I knew my son loved gd, but this is going too far. It all started as a dumb obsession. Around 5 years ago he started getting a little "excited" to play this game. While he was at school, i decided to discreditly check his computer and found a folder called "edging material". I decided to search up what edging means. My jaw dropped. I decided to check the folder, and everything on there was mostly two male anthropomorphic geometry dash cubes practicing in sexual activity, as teenagers refer to it "yaoi", or "rule 34". Every time i checked up on him he was perfectly fine, either drawing or playing gd. But then, out of nowhere - on a Saturday night i heard weird noises from his room. Thats when it hit me. HE WAS EDGING. I quietly opened his door and peeked through. TO GEOMETRY DASH RULE 34. we had a talk on how he shouldnt do it, yet he didn't change a bit; i may be considering therapy  for him.

Could an Apple Watch Ultra Help You Bust a Nut?

(And) if we were to be stranded on a hiking trip and had nothing but an Apple Watch Ultra, it'd be important to know if the watch could satisfy your needs. Not only could it perfectly enter and exit holes with its ideal size, but its durability with water resistance and temperature make it perfect for a humanussy.

The width of an Apple Watch Ultra is 49 millimeters, which is a little under two inches. And the band length of an Apple Watch is around 5 to 8 inches. These dimensions would be comfortable for a humanussy since it's a similar size to human genitalia.

The Apple Watch Ultra also has two improved features such as being certified as a diver accessory in which it could be used underwater, And the other is the fact that it can operate in extreme temperatures with the highest being 131°F. These two features make it safe to enter a moist humanussy, all while being able to withstand the average body temperature of 98.6°F.

She said “What you gonna get?” I was like “Bit*h, go up to the counter, tell that ♥♥♥*a I want a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries for free!” She said, “Okay.” Then she looked back and asked me what I wanted to drink. I was like “Give me a Dr. Pepper, bit*h!”

We got the food, she brought it to me, snatched it from her real fast. She sat down. “Bit*h, who told you to sit down?! You better wait for my request.” I said, “Go ahead and sit down, cu*t.” She sat down and we ate.

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

I can't fu*king take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fu*king crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fu*king take it anymore.

Please ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end my suffering.

Welcome to the c*m zone
Only c*m inside anime girls
Quivering clit
Double jointed pus*y
Fresh balls
Elegant Ejaculation
First the kiss...
...then the c*m

My di*k is in love with pain
Co-op c*ck torture
Stuff my di*k into a furnace
Stitch my c*ck shut
Presssure cook my greasy balls
c*mblast me
And make it snappy

c*m [x27]

Whats all the c*mmotion?
My dad fell into a c*m shaft
My dad glazed my face with c*m
Fertilize a baby with hunk spunk
c*m spunk in my trunk

c*m craving toddler
c*m drippin c*nt
c*mmy Rae Jepsen
c*m me maybe
c*mmy bottom boy
Night of the living c*m
Nefarious c*m mastermind
c*m makes me fearless

c*m crammer
c*ck slammer
c*m slammed ya mum
Mail your mums pieces of my di*k
BAZINGA!