Hey there! I'm Will! Will B. Carlson! What does the B stand for? Haha, lemme tell ya. It stands for 'Bad-Ass.' Yessir indeed. Lemme go ahead and list a few things about me:

Where do I work: I'm an accountant at a cardboard company! You COULD say I'm a numbers guy, haha.

What are my hobbies: I'm an avid gamer at heart and love me some 'Dungeons and Dragons.' I dunno if you heard of it, but, It's a fun little obscure roleplaying game that came out a couple years before I was born (20 exactly! Yeah I know, I am an old soul, haha.) You should really look into it. I love making models out of the leftover cardboard from my job, whether it be for the RADTASTIC(tm) 'Dungeons and Dragons' campaigns that I host as a, you guessed it, dungeon master, or my love of starwars.

How old am I: You can figure that out yourself with the hints I gave you! I'm a numbers guy, so, I assume you can figure it out quickly.















(Disclaimer by owner of account: William B. Carlson is not a real person and this whole account theme has been updated from how it previously was as a gag. Do not message me thinking that I am really William B. Carlson. Anything stated above is not real and is made out to be a joke and is not intended to replicate anyone specifically and anyone that does resemble William B. Carlson is purely a coincidence. Do not take this seriously.)