I have mice in my home. Was gonna hire an exterminator but instead I've formed a symbiotic relationship with them. They bring coins from my neighbors homes, and I don't cull them. Each mouse is stamped with a number to identify them. Each mouse earns what I've taken to calling a "living wage" or the minimum income to avoid execution. If they come up short I sick the dogs on 'em. Dogs are well fed and I drive a Mercedes now.

Someone reported my family to the police

i just got spotted.

things are alot worse than i thought

my foot just got alot worse