If MyStomach = Empty Then
SayGoMakeMeASandWitch()
End If

WALL OF RANDOMNESS TROLLS

Never tell your password to anyone.
`ReDnEck_^.#iCheatiNCevo: ALEX?
`ReDnEck_^.#iCheatiNCevo: ALEXIS
`ReDnEck_^.#iCheatiNCevo: YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME
alexis is too hot for this: lol
`ReDnEck_^.#iCheatiNCevo: I C HOW IT B
alexis is too hot for this: XD
`ReDnEck_^.#iCheatiNCevo: I C
`ReDnEck_^.#iCheatiNCevo: WE B DUN
`ReDnEck_^.#iCheatiNCevo: U HEAR MEH
`ReDnEck_^.#iCheatiNCevo: D
`ReDnEck_^.#iCheatiNCevo: O
`ReDnEck_^.#iCheatiNCevo: N
alexis is too hot for this: IM SORRY BABY
alexis is too hot for this: I LOVE YOU
`ReDnEck_^.#iCheatiNCevo: its k
`ReDnEck_^.#iCheatiNCevo: meet me my house l8r
`ReDnEck_^.#iCheatiNCevo: kk
alexis is too hot for this: kk

---I GO BEASTMODE WUT?---

Never tell your password to anyone.
.source [a]gNO #GM: your black
`ReDnEck_^: D:
`ReDnEck_^: ♥♥♥♥♥♥
`ReDnEck_^: get bak 2 mai farm
.source [a]gNO #GM: oh
.source [a]gNO #GM: ♥♥♥♥
.source [a]gNO #GM: sorry

Spelling Fail.
aGNO is looking for a team: SHE CHET ON U WITH ORGANNER
aGNO is looking for a team: AND x22
`ReDnEck_^: nah
`ReDnEck_^: not x22
`ReDnEck_^: EA
aGNO is looking for a team has changed their name to aGNO's gf cheats on him with x2.
`ReDnEck_^: fail
aGNO's gf cheats on him with x2: lulululul
aGNO's gf cheats on him with x2 has changed their name to aGNOs gf cheats on him with x2s.
aGNOs gf cheats on him with x2s: UMG
aGNOs gf cheats on him with x2s has changed their name to aGNOs gf cheats on him with x22.
`ReDnEck_^: FAIL AGIN


Dad's troll moments.

Dad: you must be popular mr.redneck
`ReDnEck_^: naw b
`ReDnEck_^: only over 9000 facebook friends


Dad: yeah nice bs
Dad: this girl doesn't look 15-16
Dad: wtf are you on
Dad: nvm she looks 16
Dad: my pedo senses must be growing old
`ReDnEck_^: 17
`ReDnEck_^: b
Dad: that was my first guess but i didn't say
Dad: it
Dad: ur like 6 redneck
Dad: wtf are you on
`ReDnEck_^: im -18
Dad: YEA HNICE BULL MUFFINS

`ReDnEck_^: dad
`ReDnEck_^: i carry jelly beans in my pocket
`ReDnEck_^: do you carry jelly beans in your pocket?
Dad: no
Dad: i carry gummy bears

`ReDnEck_^: if a cheater isnt a cheater then a cheater isnt a cheater is a cheater?
Dad: doesn't matter
Dad: you cheat
Dad: in the end that's the reseult


Random.

a woman told me that labor pains are the worst pain she's ever felt, obviously SHE hasn't stepped on a lego in the dark