NYAH!!!!!!!! *claimed*

Elisha was walking, on a day that was sunny. When some children approached him, said his bald head was funny.
They laughed and they pointed, they made him feel bad. They mocked him, which rocked him - and made him so mad!
He stayed as they teased him, and then decided to go, he turned back to face them, saying "I'm God's friend, you know..."
And as soon as he said that, a chill rose in the air. "Look!" the kids shouted. "In the trees, it's a bear!"
But it wasn't just one bear, holy smokes, it was two! And they massacred those kids, as bears are known to do.
They mauled them, and hauled them - and tore them apart. Over there flew a leg, over here flew a heart.
And Elisha just watched, then he winked to the skies. "I'm happy I know God, and that God likes bald guys."
2 Kings 2:23-25

i was only 27 years old
i loved trump so much, i had all the merchandise, and attended all the rallies
i pray to trump every night before bed, thanking him for deporting illegal immigrants
"truimp is love" i say."Trump is life.
my papa hears me and calls me a racist ♥♥♥♥♥♥
i knew he was just jealous of my trump devotion
i called him a smelly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
he throws an empty tequila bottle at me and goes back to his lawn mowing
i cry as and my face hurts
i feel a warmth approach me
it was donald trump
im so happy
he whispers to me "we need to build a wall"
he then gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket
im ready
i open my wallet for trump
he gives me a small loan of a million dollars
it hurts so much, but i do it for trump
i feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
he roars a mighty roar, as he fills up my wallet
my dad walks in
donald looks him straight in the eye and says" you're fired"
trump leaves through the wall in my room
trump is love. trump is life

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I thought you lived on the moon

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